Friday, January 30, 2009

Rihanna Rocks Stephen Webster Earrings At Pepsi Smash

You were probably too busy noticing her bizarro prosthetic legs, but I am harts-ing the earrings Rihanna wore to the Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash.

They're by Stephen Webster from the "Shattered" silver collection. Downside: not downturn-friendly at $590. Oh wells.


Image via LoveBScott

Aretha Hat Singing Guy LOL!

Guy in a DIY Aretha hat singing 'My Country 'Tis of Thee.' So dumb yet so farking LOLsy.




+ More Aretha Hat ridiculousness!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

People Are SERIOUSLY Buying The Aretha Hat!!!

National morts, by milliner Luke Song

SERIOUSLY? HOW AND WHY are people actually BUYING the Aretha Hat????

+ The Aretha hat meme runs hog wild at Buzznet. LOLs are guaranteed.

Via ShopDiary

+ FashionBinge stays Golden... Golden Girls, that is!

'MAD MEN' CLOTHING LINE IN THE WORKS!


Tighten your girdle, pour yourself a stiff one, and fire up a Lucky Strike! Mad Men costume designer Janie Bryant may be creating a line of Mad Men-inspired clothing!

Not many more details are known right now. So until we know more, guess you'll have to settle for this Mad Men shirt. And a billion more Mad Men fashion ideas!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Last Chance To Win Chloe & Jane's Perfect Spa Set!


DON'T DELAY, all ye ashy types! Enter to win FashionBinge's Chloe & Jane Perfect Spa Giveaway! This ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunity ends Wednesday, January 28 at 6pm EST! HURRY HURRY!

Un-LOCK-ing The Mystery Behind PERFECT Curls!

Get it? UnLOCKing???? I AM KILLING it over here!

Okay, so inspired by yesterday's post about the $2 joy-fest that is Cashmere Curls styling gel, I must encourage FashionBinge readers, like Dear No One's Amanda, who asked how to get good curls to read this "how to get good curly hair" post.

If you're too lazy, I'll summarize the tips to getting curls of perfection:

1.) DO NOT use shampoo. EVER. Seriously, just read the post.
2.) Do NOT wash your hair daily. Every other day -- or when nasty -- is fine.
3.) Cut layers! Which, of course, comes with having a good stylist. But layers, layers, layers. If you have long curly hair without layers'm a big fan of the graduated layers in the back -- think, like the shape of a V instead of straight across, which can look kinda poodly, you know?
4.) Use a CRAPTON of conditioner in the shower.
5.) When you're out of the shower, flip your fucking head over, and lightly absorb some of the excess water with a couple of paper towels or a spare t-shirt if you're super green. (Before you ream me about how bad paper towels are for the environment, I use the damp towels to wipe up the bathroom too, kay? AND STOP JUDGING ME!)
7.) After the shower, while you're still basically upside-down, use ANOTHER crapton of conditioner.
8.) Use an AWESOME gel.
9.) Flip your damn fool head over, and either shake out your head a little, or, if you're using a super strong gel, and shit be stickin', use a wide-toothed comb and lightly separate your curls.
10.) ABSOLUTELY NEVER USE A BRUSH IN YOUR HAIR EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER.

Kay! Stay tuned for more hair product revYOOOOS you can USE!

This Sabrina Dehoff Nylon Friendship Bracelet Is $115

($115, Sabrina Dehoff, Creatures of Comfort)
Sorry, New York Mag, but this isn't exactly a "Best Bet," when you can get 72 friendship bracelets for five bucks:

($4.99 for 72, Oriental Trading Company)
FTW!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Cashmere Curls = PERFECT Curls For UNDER Two Bucks!

++ UPDATE: Moar curly hair tips here! ++



($1.79, LA Looks, Drugstores and Such!)
Do NOT laugh. LA Looks' Cashmere Curls gel gives you (read: me!) SPECTACULADO curls, and this shiz is under $2. PERFECT CURLS for less than the price of a LATTE, people! I'm using it in this photo, and, I'll be like the fourth to admit, my hair looks phenoms:

... And I'm only saying that because people said that on Facebook, totally unsolicited. And because if you have curly hair, you NEED to get LA Looks' Cashmere Curls.

And now, I will allow Boyz II Men to express the sentiments that are totally similar (except a bit more exaggerated, and way more Hilfiger and silk PJs) to the way I feel about Cashmere Curls.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

FashionBinge-Approved Sample Sales: Soundgirl, Dolce Vita, ROP!

+ FashionBinge fave... Soundgirl, Shoes For Lovely People and stuff:
Saturday January 24th (that's today!) & Sunday, January 25, 12 - 8pm
111 Saint Marks Between 1st and A

+ Superduper Dolce Vita neighborhood blowout sample sale
Saturday, January 24: 11am - 8pm & Sunday, January 25: 11am - 7pm
@ OpenHouse Gallery, 201 Mulberry St (between Spring and Kenmare)
Nice stuff from:
Dolce Vita
Honey in the Rough
Clarabella
Edith Machinist
TG-170 (awesome!!)
Maryam Nassir Zadeh

... Not in NYC? Fret not! Enter to win FashionBinge's Chloe & Jane Perfect Spa Set Giveaway and/or stuff from Lulu's! See? Everyone (almost) wins!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Callalilai By Aoyama Itchome Sale ... Dresses From Mr. Rogers' Land Of Make-Believe!

Good news, all you fans of Callalilai (by Aoyama Itchome). First of all, the shop has finally gone online, so even if you can't hit up the Brooklyn Heights store, you can buy online! Also, they're having a stooooopendioso sale!

A few ejemplos, clase:

($125, Callalilai By Aoyama Itchome)


($71, Callalilai by Aoyama Itchome)


($71, Callalilai By Aoyama Itchome)


($71, Callalilai By Aoyama Itchome)


($159, Callalilai By Aoyama Itchome)
This could actually look really hot with some opaque black tights, black booties, a few long layered chains, and a black blazer.

Callalilai styles definitely aren't for all of you, but they've got a really nice, ethereal feel and their use of bold color and pretty piping kinda remind of the royal garb Queen Sara Saturday and other inhabitants of Mr. Rogers' Land of Make-Believe wore:
Also, not even kidding, you can BUY Land of Make-Believe handpuppets!!!

($12.95, Holgate Toys)

WHY, LQQK! It's The... Orla Kiely For Target: THE LOOKBOOK!

Let's take a closer look at the green pear subcollection within the super-adorbs Orla Kiely for Target collection that comes out in February!


There's the cute-n-comfy chair pad:
($13.99, Orla Kiely for Target)


Practical AND presh casserole oven mitt:
($4.99, Orla Kiely for Target)
I'm sure this works for cookie trays too!


Two-to-a-pack kitchen towels!
($5.99, Orla Kiely for Target)


Very pear-y tablecloth!
($21.99, Orla Kiely for Target)


Cutie-pie serving tray!
($19.99, Orla Kiely for Target)



Large canister!
I assume this is $19.99 -- the site currently says $1.99, which would be nice but probably is a typ0.


The highly coveted granny-chic apron, FTW!

($14.99, Orla Kiely for Target)

Never Mind 'Gossip Girl'... Here Come THE GOLDEN GIRLS!




Step aside, golden-haired Serena and bitchy Blair. Before there were Gossip Girls, there were the original Gs: the Golden Girls, who kept it super effing real with bamboo furniture and mumus. And they had dude issues and boy-girl sleepovers well into their golden years. Whether they were getting robbed at a Madonna concert, getting hit on by super skeezy dudes, sleeping in hotel lobbies, buying condoms, battling hurricanes, going to nudist colonies, meeting Julio Iglesias, or dealing with hard-hitting issues of the day (like when Blanche accepted her gay bro, or when Rose had an AIDS scare on a VERY SPECIAL Golden Girls), Rose, Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia/ "Mahhh!" had the ultimate chicks-before-dicks bond, even if they were just chillin' over coffee on a floral tablecloth-covered kitchen table, or admonishing their token slutty friend for being a total slutbag prostie -- picture it!

Which is why I'm loving this acrylic Golden Girls tribute necklace by Etsy seller TrashedClothing:

($20, TrashedClothing, Etsy)
Thank you, TrashedClothing, for being a friend. And for making a Saved by the Bell version too! Goooooooo B-B-B-Bayside!

+ More Golden Girls-inspired fashions from Refinery29.
+ Very Golden Girls Zimmermann bathing suit!


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

FashionBinge Lust/ Must: Studded Mocs

($266, Bess, Oak)
Normally I'd be all over these pyramid-studded suede mocs, but a.) they're outta my price rangeage, b.) they're for guys, c.) they're from Bess, which is the kinda Soho store you walk into and you're like only Cokey stylists shop here. And then you leave really quickly.

+ More pix at WilliamYan
+ More pyramid stud stuff here.

FashionBinge Giveaway: Win A Chloe & Jane Perfect Spa Set, 'Kay?


I don't know about you, but right now, the skin on certain parts of my body could pass for sandpaper. Like, I could file my nails on this sadness. Therefore, Chloe & Jane have been coming to my rescue with their expert line of bath products -- my VERY favorite is the First Bloom body lotion, which has excellent waxy-but-not-greasy properties.

But you don't care about me. Let's get to you -- enter to win a Chloe & Jane complete Perfect Spa set, including a full-sized body butter, body polish, and body wash in your choice of Lavender Sage, First Bloom (faves!), or Citrus Chamomile.

Just enter below -- you have until 6pm EST on January 28, 2009 -- and tell me whether you live at the spa (lucky!) or take a three-minute shower (efficient, but possibly gross!)


Polaroid Is Saved!

(Image via: CollectorsQuest.com)

Good news, Polaroid enthusiasts! An Austrian business dude purchased the Polaroid factory in Amsterdam, and, along with Ilford, is creating new analog Polaroid film for old-school instant cameras! The name of the project is "The Impossible Project."

Here's what their site, well-designed, of course, has to say:

We aim to re-start production of analog INTEGRAL FILM for vintage Polaroid cameras in 2010. We have acquired Polaroid's old equipment, factory and seek your support.

Polaroid is transforming itself from an analog Instant Film Production Company to a global Consumer Electronics and Digital Imaging company.

Production of analog Instant Film stopped in June 2008, closing the factories in Mexico (Instant Packfilm production) and the Netherlands (Instant Integral production).

Impossible b.v. has been founded with the concrete aim to re-invent and re-start production of analog INTEGRAL FILM for vintage Polaroid cameras. Therefore Impossible b.v. has acquired the complete film production equipment in Enschede (NL) from Polaroid, has signed a 10-year lease agreement on the factory building; and has engaged the most experienced team of Integral Film experts worldwide.

The Impossible mission is NOT to re-build Polaroid Integral film but (with the help of strategic partners) to develop a new product with new characteristics, consisting of new optimised components, produced with a streamlined modern setup. An innovative and fresh analog material, sold under a new brand name that perfectly will match the global re-positioning of Integral Films.




... And one of my favorite '90s chick-folk "jams," -- Shawn Colvin, "Polaroids."

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

AMAZING Mad Men Tee!!!

LA designers The Names Brand tore a page from the book of Experimental Jetset's iconic "John & Paul & Ringo & George" tee. The result: this tongue-in-cheek Mad Men-inspired "Don & Pete & Joan & Betty & Peggy" t-shirt. Hee! Love it almost as much as I LOVE Joan Holloway.

+ More Mad Men fashiony stuff here.

Got $16? Get Fred Flare's Golden Rhinestone Blossom Ring!

($16, Fred Flare)
Love this semi-conservative, granny-chic, vintage-looking faux gold and rhineystones ring from my favey humans, Fred Flare! BTW, Fred Flare now has their own TAXI ADS! I will up and PLOTZ when I see one, especially if I see the elusive SUV cab! Those are the bee's KNEEZY, WHEEZY! The only thing that'd make this better would be hailing a Fred Flare cab, opening up the door and discovering it was really CASH CAB!

+ Speaking of rhinestones, here's David Hasselhoff, unfortunately, singing "Rhinestone Cowboy."

Take Craft Classes At Anthropologie!

Lotsa folks, like the Budget Fashionista and Decor8, are reporting that soon you'll be able to take craft classes at select Anthropologie stores. Topics include reinvention workshops, where you can learn to get more mileage out of your existing wardrobes (AKA -- shopping your closet.) Past seminars have included hair accessories, reinventing plush toys (kitschy fun!), and refashioning and revamping last year's gloves, hats, and tops. Apparently you have to check with your local Anthropologie store for classes -- a quick sweep of the onlinetubes reveals little in the way of schedules.

Anyone signed up for one or taken one yet?

Monday, January 19, 2009

Charming! Marc By Marc Jacobs Zipper Earrings

($68, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Bergdorf Goodman)
Need them? Nope. Want these sweet little gold zipper studs? Indeedly! Via The Office's Mindy Kaling's Things I Bought That I Love blog, which is a must-read.


Super Sweet Discount Tix To The Wedding Library's Wedding Party Event This Saturday, January 24th!

It's time to get a little more serious about this whole getting-married thing. And instead of planning, I've basically been watching a lot of My Fair Wedding as a passive way of acting like I'm doing wedding stuff when really I'm just watching David Tutera take the tacky, horrid crap out of other people's weddings and plan weddings I could never afford.

Apparently weddings don't plan themselves, you see. So, also-engaged Cat and I are off to The Wedding Library's big Wedding Party event this Saturday, January 24th for a little inspiration.

The event features tons of wedding vendors -- everything from hair and makeup, invites, venues, cakes (yay!), and a bridal fashion show featuring designs by Oscar de la Renta, Lela Rose, Monique Lhuillier, Jenny Packham (one of my favorites), and more.

General admission tickets are $50, BUT, The Wedding Party peeps have kindly extended a two-for-one discount to FashionBinge's finest. Yay! Idea City, here we come!

+ Get two-for-one tickets with promo code" BringaGuest." Buy tickets here.

More info on The Wedding Party
Saturday, January 24, 2009 at 10:00 AM
New York Palace Hotel
Madison Avenue between 50th and 51st Street
New York City
+ Complete vendor list!

ActiveEndeavors Is GIVING It Away: And I'm Getting This Tuleste Market Necklace Fer $30!

Remember how I up and wrote about Tuleste Market jewelry last month? 'Kay, well the Scrunchy necklaces I so loved that were originally $135 at Active Endeavors are now just $30 thanks to their MAJOR RAGER sale!


($34, Tuleste Market, ActiveEndeavors.com)
Use promo code "sale10" for 10% off, bringing your grand total to $30.60. Hi -- $105 bucks off! BOING!

+ Check out all sale stuff at ActiveEndeavors, and don't forget that promo code!

Shit. I Really Actually Love These High-Heeled Doc Martens

In the past, I'd sorta pooh-poohed the reemergence of Doc Martens, instead considering them best off remembered as a '90s icon.

However, I just discovered these wood-heeled docs -- for the completely agreeable price of around $100 -- and I'm big-time in luffs.

(Apprx $111 USD, Doc Martens, Brownsfashion.com)
For some reason, the rounded toe and wood heel (as opposed to shit-kicking, go-to rubber) gives these Docs more of a smart, edgy feel.

+ Great '90s video with obvious Doc shot: Belly, "Gepetto."


Cute Reusable Dinosaur Bag From ModCloth!


($7.99, Modcloth.com)
I've got about four trillion (and counting!) reusable bags. You really need to get one. Some of them come with little pouches, and other ones, like this one, roll up all nice and neat-like AND have dinosaurs on 'em. Use 'em instead of getting yet another crappy drugstore bag every time you run to the corner for like TWO little items you barely even need a bag for. Sure, you'll feel like a bit of a yuppie, but at least you're not extinct, right? Now roll one up, stick it in your purse, and STOP thinking about yourself so much.

This Spongebob Necklace Hits Me Where It Hurts Most


Seriously, Russell Simmons, can't you just stick to yoga? Or just hold a press conference and announce you're donating a bunch of your sacks of thousand dollar bills to charity? WHY do you have to do this --an 18-karat yellow and white gold Spongebob (who's turning 10) pendant encrusted in 12 carats of white, yellow, red and blue diamonds. The above piece is the Big Daddy Caddy of Russell Simmons' collection of Spongebob jewelry and watches, which makes its debut at Sundance and will be auctioned off to benefit Russell Simmons' Diamond Empowerment Fund. The collection hits stores this fall and ranges in price from $150 to, um, $75,000. Truly though, I don't care if proceeds benefit my very own shallow pockets. It still hits me where it hurts the most: my style bone.

Like, Lil Jon's $500,000, crunk necklace, which features a not-so-subtle 3,756 diamonds and holds the Guinness World Record for Largest Diamond Pendant is funny-bad (bad when you think of how many people probably died for that piece of shit, and also funny because crunk actually is pretty much dead.)
But Spongebob should be allowed to live under the sea, safe from bedazzles and blings and Russell Simmons and things. Given a morts of this level, you'd think Kimora was involved.

Old Navy Stripey Yoga Bag


($14.50, Old Navy)
I am the world's worst yoga-er, probably because I'm super impatient, and if I'm laying on my back, it'd better be in a bed. But I do love this fun Old Navy yoga bag because it doesn't have that super granola-y goddess/ mung beans look. Instead, it's got a nice, bright "Get In Shape, Girl" '80s style. Do it!

Michelle Obama: OH YES SHE DID!

Seriously? Michelle Obama is BEYOND the beyondness of intelligence and elegance.

+ The Mail has a good head-to-toe piece on Michelle Obama's style, and also check out Mrs-O.org -- a site devoted to Michelle Obama style news!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Rubber Sold: Preorder Melissa+ Vivienne Westwood Lady Dragon Heels

The fabulous Epaulet has a new, just-in shipment of those amazing Melissa + Vivienne Westwood Anglomania "Lady Dragon" heels in four covet-thee colors: salmon, yellow, powder blue, and pearl. If you can't get there in person, then you go right ahead and you order them online, kay?

($149, Vivienne Westwood + Melissa, Epaulet.com)
Am I cray to think that these could even be bridal cuteness? Like under a super long dress? For sure cuter than Chucks. Sorry, but it's troof!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Poster Binge: ABCs Poster For Kiddie (Or Grown-Ups)

A friend of a friend of FashionBinge made this amazingly designed poster. Her (swear to God) real name is Tahiti Starship, which is amazing in and of itself. Her ABCs poster is 24” x 18”, and you can also have it customized with the name of your little bewbear (or yourself).

It can hang on your wall for $38! Get it now at Starfishwish.com (you gotta click on "Posters"!)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

50% Off EVERYTHING At Hayden-Harnett

Hayden-Harnett is practically GIVING it away in honor of the inauguration.

Get 50% off EVERYTHING on Hayden-Harnett's site with promo code "president" from January 15 - 21. THANKS, Obama!

Wet-Look Hammer Pants... For You To Poop In!

($55.68, Vero Moda, Asos.com)

WhoWhatWear be damned! (You too, PopSense -- though I just discovered you guys, and you dudes seem cool.) The only positive things I could say about these wet-look harem pants are:

a.) If you suffer the misfortune of unpredictable bowels but are simultaneously "lucky" enough to have stank-free feces, it'll take a while before anyone notices you've crapped yourself.

b.) If you're the Prez of the Hammer fan club, you're all set.

Seriously... can't touch these! (No... really.. don't.)












Binge Lust: Office's Grey Patent Platforms

Ridiculously high, absolutely impractical, completely want!
(Apprx $109 USD, Office.co.uk)
They remind me of the red patent Lanvin heels I want, but way, way cheaper, and slightly less FM-i-er in grey!

Christina Applegate To Design For Topshop?


Bust Mag's saying Christina Applegate may design a line for Topshop.

Seriously, at this point I don't care if Bin Laden himself creates a capsule collection as long as TOPSHOP FINALLY OPENS! Oh, where for art thou, Topshop?

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!

So last weekend, as I trudged through the snowdrifts in upstate New York while planning both my summer wedding (yay!) and some future, hypothetical snowboarding/skiing weekend, I became acutely aware of the need for snow boots. I don't know about you, but even though I got my suede Michael Kors wedge boots at a consignment store, I don't really like plunging them into unknowable depths of murky gray slush. Call me crazy. And then today I woke up, got dressed for the gym, and emerged into the cold only to find a veritable blizzard (for New York City standards, anyway). Clearly winter is not going away. And so: snow boots!



Unfortunately my top pick, the weirdly fashionable (and weirdly likable) Sorel Caribou boots, are nowhere to be found (in my size, anyway), and hell if I'm gonna venture out into the white to find 'em.

Instead, I got these:



Sorel 1964 Pac boots, $79.99 but $63.99 with handy-dandy coupon code BFF09, which takes 20% off any shoes.com purchase. They'll get the job done, and I need to lay off the purple, anyway.

Of course now it's afternoon, and the sun is shining. Grumble grumble!

Taylor Momsen's Paparazzi Pursuit

Oh Taylor Momsen! You DID dat. Well, you, Nike, and some yet-unnamed ad agency.

What gave it away, aside from the BRIGHT-AS-DAY Nike swoosh and heavy-handed detail shot of her trainers, is the fact that there's NO WAY Taylor Momsen would EVER Brangelina levels of paparazzi on her tail.


Rue La La's Frye Sale RULES!

RUN, don't walk to RueLaLa's Frye sale. By the time I finish posting these they'll probably be sold out so log on, sign up, drop a few...


($100, Frye, Ruelala.com)
The Avas are my Kryptonite!


($100, Frye, Ruelala.com)


($140, Frye, Ruelala.com)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Scoop On Barbie Loves Stila!

Barbie Loves Stila is the holy trinity of cute packaging, nostalgic licensing, and a good deal on beauty products. JACKPOTx3! The limited-edition collection launches in February at Sephora in honor of Babs' 50th birthday.

The collection includes four $40 "Decades of Beauty" paint cans, which come with a compact with two eyeshadows and a cheek color, mascara, lipgloss, and a lookbook, and feature four different dolls --- Ponytail Doll, for the very first Barbie in 1959; Malibu Barbie, from 1971 (my favorite because she looks a little like "Dazed & Confused" Barbie); Foxy Doll, in honor of the first Black doll released in 1980 (little late to the party there, Mattel? I'm pretty sure Black people were around a little before 1980); and 2000's Jewel Doll, who looks like old-school Britney.

Also part of the collection: a Barbie talking eye palette style. The Barbie for Stila products will also be used to Barbie-fy the models in the Barbie fashion show happening at New York Fashion Week in Febs.


+ Preorder Barbie Loves Stila products here.
Malibu Doll (1971): Malibu Lip Glaze (a pale pink), Lash Visor Mascara in Black, a compact with two eye shadows and a bronzer, Look Book.



Ponytail Doll (1959): Ponytail Lip Color (a red shade), Liquid Eye Liner, a compact with two eye shadows and a cheek color, Look Book.


Foxy Doll (1980): Foxy Lip Glaze, Lash Visor Mascara, a compact with two eyeshadows and a cheek color, Look Book.

Jewel Doll (2000): Jewel Lip Glaze (a bright pink), Multi-Effect Mascara, a compact with two eye shadows and a cheek color, Look Book.

FashionBinge's News You Can Use: Topshop Delayed On Account Of Drankin', Non-Traditional Committment Rings, Brooklyn Target Still A Total Mess

+ More on that ever-delayed New York Topshop opening: Seems Topshop's applied for a ground-floor liquor license (!?!??!?!?), and the community board's all like "Sorry, ma'am. You're gonna have to finish that before you go in." WHO THE FUCK CARES about boozin' while you're cruisin' for deals? Just LET ME SHOP (or at least browse -- THANKS, downturn!) already! (Racked)

+ Maje LuLs: "Difficult To Tell If T.J. Maxx Hit Hard By Recession." Best part: "Further evidence of T.J. Maxx's imminent foreclosure or, possibly, its wholly unaffected condition, included reports of shoppers rummaging through barrels of lamps up to their shoulders, multiple sightings of bras stuffed into children's shoes, the impromptu sale of in-store display cases for cash, and an excess of golf-based giftware." (The Onion)

+ Refinery29 has 20 non-traditional "I do" rings that aren't a snooze. My fave are the Alex + Chloe rings, which certainly don't have to be worn as weddin grings. The square 14k gold versions are available at RevolveClothing, and the one right thurrr's is Alex + Chloe's Inverted Triple White Diamond Ring, made of oxidized silver, and it's under a Kspot. (Refinery29)

+ You say bike shorts, I say no. (Refinery29)

+ Hey, if you dress your tiny dog like JonBenét Ramsey, you probably deserve to go to jail. (Jezebel)

+ Fucked In Park Slope posted another amazing (and, sadly, completely accurate) account of attempting to "shop" at Brooklyn's Atlantic Yards Target. Tears.

FIPS Undercover II: Target Sucks (Brooklyn, NY) from Effed in Park Slope on Vimeo.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Perfect Slouchy Jeans?

I love me some skinny jeans, but sometimes you just need some extra room, nomesayin'? Check out two pairs of jeans with a little more room for whatevzskies. Certainly no judgments here.

($66, Element, Lulus.com)
I've found that even with higher-wasted side-button jeans, you can go a size up and they're still flattering. Plus, no nipsy-wispy where wipsy should not be nipped.






($125, Black Orchid, ShopRumor.com)
Black Orchid's boyfriend jeans are supposed to be the shiz dot biz. Try getting them for 25% off at ShopRumor.com with promo code "CAL25," (not positive that code's still working though). And while I normally don't condone ANYTHING on, near, or in Tara Reid's body, I do condone a discount. So if that promo code doesn't work, try getting 20% off at Black Orchid jeans at Blondette with promo code "save20more."

Can't Hate On House Of Harlow

Y'all, let's take a look at Nicole Richie's House of Harlow jewelry. I'm liking liking liking the bold, chunky pieces, geometrical designs, Aztec themes, '70s inspirations, and bright but not obnoxious primary colors. The line's geared toward teens -- note the lower price points, especially the earrings -- but I'd wear a lot of the pieces. But then again, I'm basically 13.

A few of my faves:
($22, House of Harlow, Shopkitson.com)


($68, House of Harlow, Shopkitson.com)


($60, House of Harlow, Shopkiston.com)


($60, House of Harlow, Shopkitson.com)
My favorite of the earrings. I'm maybe even hearing wedding bells over here. Bridal appropres!



($125, House of Harlow, Shopkitson.com)
My very favorite House of Harlow piece.

+ Check Kitson to pre-order lotsa different House of Harlow bracelets and earrings and stuff.

FTW! FashionBinge's Linda & Harriett Calendar Giveaway Winners!

LADIES (and the few dudes who entered)!

Congrats to the esteemed, inimitable:

Laura B. of PHILLLLAY

and

Columbia Missouri's Stephanie!

They won FashionBinge's Linda & Harriett Calendar Giveaway by doing practically NOTHING!


Errryone else, go BUY one on Linda & Harriett's gorgeous calendars for $24.00!

And stay tuned for another RADical FashionBinge giveaway coming up soon!

Solestruck's Puppy Ad Is Quite Possibly The Cutest, Least-Annoying Ad Ever

HOW could I just possibly go ahead and DELETE this McCuterspie ad from Solestruck? It utilizes the naturalistic collage style -- graphic design types, is there an actual name for this, because I just made that up. It was huge in the '80s, as seen here on the game board of Girl Talk... ... And that kinda treatment always reminds me of the inside of the Grease record album. Anyway, the Solestruck ad also struck me (har) because it employs one of my favorite '80s bubbly fonts AND a cute smooshy, wrinkly widdle puppy. Well done, Solestruck! I know I clicked!

And if you do, here are three pairs I'd click to buy! And you can't turn your nose up at free shipping, which they offer on the regulado, 24/7-ness.

($94.95, Betseyville, Solestruck)
I like how they're sorta '90s riot grrrl meets YSL.



($139, Madison Harding, Solestruck)
I SO can't do a wedge, but perhaps you can?



($99.95, Hunter, Solestruck)
Hardestcore splishy-sploshy rain boot cuteness. These Hunters also come in olive green and black with red detailing. Here, lemme show you, 'kay?





Monday, January 12, 2009

Shout Hallelujah, Come On Get Happy! Orla Kiely For Target Coming February 2009!

Song of songs and PRAISES! We are all collectively nearer our Gods to thee -- Orla Kiely AND Target, who are teaming up to bring US, the hungry, cuteness-addicted masses more '70s-inspired housewares -- towels, cannisters, aprons, tumblers, an oven mitt, organizational supplies and more -- printed with fun, sunny pears, flowers, and dots. The Orla Kiely line launches February 2009. SWOON!







American Apparel Finally COMMITS To Porn!


At long last, American Apparel has stopped fucking around and just COMMITTED to p0rning in their latest ads. They're SUPER creative -- you know -- a girl (in this case, porn star Charlotte Stokely) unzipping her zipper-front bodysuit to reveal what you'd NEVER GUESS existed beneath a front-zip suit: B00BS! More NSFW shots at Refinery29, and then some definitely NSFW pube-y shots of p0rn-star-cum-actress Sasha Grey in thigh-high athletic socks. Because I ALWAYS IMMEDIATELY think pubes when I need thigh-high socks. Oh wait, I NEVER need thigh-high socks. Also, again, I'm not 100% against porn or women taking charge of their sex and bodies. Eroticism is fine. I just believe in a separation of blatant, skeezy sex and retail. Like, I feel way better knowing that I'm not gonna be attacked by a giant clit in eyeliner and ironic 1980s glasses if I go here.

80%20 Wedges: Walk At Your Own Risk!

($67, 80%20, Tobi.com)
Orange is one of my favey-fave colors, and this 80%20 pair in "nectar" work in theory, though in practice, I probably not even walk a foot or two without totally falling and eating it. If you can manage, more power to you. Plus, they're on saley-sale!

Four From Grace Sun

Came across this Grace Sun silk dress today! LOVE this great purple-and-yellow combo. Pair it with a grey clutch, and you're golden, Ponyboy!
($163, Grace Sun, RevolveClothing.com)
It's on sale, but unfortunately it's only available in size 0.


($260, Grace Sun, Tobi.com)
Love the super-mod zipper and tank style and the more antique-y burnt orange hue here.


($140, Grace Sun, Blaec)
Blaec's got 35% off with promo code: SALE. It's sorta lovely in its simplicity, yet also great when styled like so:

And finally:
($91, Grace Sun, BasicBoutique.com)
Pretty. Versatile. ON SALE!

This Sacai Cardigan Is $649. What Am I Missing? Besides $649.99?

I love a guy in a striped cardi. I think they're an Everydude staple as they look great across the board. But did I miss something here? Not convert the currency correctly? How the filfflarnfilf is this Sacai men's striped cardigan $649? DOLLARS! The PRPS cashmere cardigans I've been ogling are half that. This looks like the type of cardigan you could get from Topshop for like 1/16th the price. (Oh look! You basically can!)


($649, Sacai, Colette)
No, this isn't cashmere, and no, it doesn't even come with a car or a pony or anything.


Better deals:
($13.99, Target)
See? Sensible!


($24.99, Converse, Target.com)
$24.99! For a sweater! It MAKES SENSE!


($34.99, DKNY, Amazon)
Also not wack!


($70, RVCA, Jacksurfboards.com)
Order -- it has been restored in the universe.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Waffle House Wedding

So now there are not one but TWO FashionBinge weddings in the works, friends. But really, rather than plan a wedding -- so far, my planning's consisted of *SORTA THINKING ABOUT* planning a wedding... kinda... and then watching a few straight hours of "Ruby" or "True Life: I Watch Too Much TV" or something -- I'd rather just look at photos of ridiculous weddings, like this Waffle House wedding -- photos here.

(Thanks to Fucked In Park Slope for sharing this little nuptial nug.) Only thing missing is Kid Rock. And a little dignity.


And yes, that is ME with Bobby Rock.
Credit: Brian Appio

Friday, January 09, 2009

FashionBinge's News You Can Use: eLuxury Folds, Cavalli Gets His Own Credit Card, Olivia Palmero Still Exists


Fashion news -- and vyoos -- you can USE, y'all!

+ LVMH's eLuxury will be shutting dat shit down sometime within the next six month. My fingers are crossed for a big-ass sale. I will of course then UNcross them and buy the SHIT out of some shit -- specifically this Maison Martin Margiela bracelet that Eye4Style turned me onto and/or some Golden Goose boots. (Racked)

+ Moar Urbn, pls! Urban Outfitters is opening their seventh location in New York -- in an old Deco theater at 99th and Broadway. At least it's not an American Apparel. God knows we need more crotch. (Metromix NY)

+ Brooklyn Flea moved INdoors and to DUMBO -- specifically to 76 Front St., corner of Washington St. from this Saturday, January 10 through the next 13 weekends. (Brownstoner)

+ Olivia Palmero: Oy! STILL SO zaftig! (WWWD)

+ I kinda love how Twilight's Kristen Stewart often looks like she just rolled outta bed (espesh the hairs) but still lands best-dressed list: She's #2 on Teen Vogue's Best Dressed of December 2008.

+ Jack Ryan, dude who designed Barbie, was derty DURRRRRDY! (Page Six)

+ Got a gift card you don't want anymore? Cash that sucker in for... CASH at Giftcardrescue.com. Or... sell it on eBay -- I've had lotsa luck there.

+ Speaking of cash, looks like I accidentally left my ATM receipt in the machine! Silly me, silly me! (Consumerist)

+ Samantha Droke is 21 years old and has a clothing line (read: a couple tee-shirts) and you (and I) don't. (JustJaredJr)

+ Roberto Cavalli has his OWN credit card. And you don't. Unless you're Roberto Cavalli and you're reading this, in which case, WHAT UP? WHAT HAPPNIN'? (FabSugar)





Hold The Phone ... And Your Nose... CK One Is Back!


French roll your relaxed fit jeans, spray up those bang rolls, bust out those Coke Classic rugby shirts, and mark your calendars because CK One is coming BACK! Srsly! January 20 is gonna be a historical day and NOT just because the Obamas are gonna paint the White House black. But because CK One -- AKA eau de '90s -- is gettin' reborned with a brand-new marketing campaign, including print ads shot by Steven Meisel (gotta at least give it that!), and a new soundtrack by British artist Jamie Burke. And you get speakers too. You laugh, but that shit sells like WOAH abroad. Also, look for an all-over body spray that comes with an oversize pump, for dat extra stank.

WWD has more on CK One redux.

+ In even more shocking '90s news Malibu Musk is STILL IN PRODUCTION!

+ Suggested purchasing: Let's Paint the '90s Coloring Book!
($13.95, Fred Flare)

And speaking (highly!) of my favies at Fred Flare, make a Valentine for 'em, why doncha? It's for charity!


Thursday, January 08, 2009

Big-Ass Sale At Gargyle

Sorry, everyone else, but this one's in New York.

Hit up Gargyle tomorrow, Friday, January 9 from 12 - 8.
16A Orchard Street in the LES.

Everyone else, score big with Gargyle's online sale:


($95, Les Prairies de Paris, Gargyle)
Amazing and wonderful.


($195, Rachel Comey, Gargyle)
Ridiculous and wonderful.




($128, Lorick, Gargyle)


($275, Rachel Comey, Gargyle)
Originally $416. You don't gotta be Jim Cramer to know that's a solid investment. BOOYAH!

This Yumz Wilen Sweater At Bad Joan...

($40, Wilen, BadJoan.com)
... Is seriously just $40... It looks so comfy it's off the radar.

A word or two about Bad Joan really quickly, while I have you here -- Bad Joan takes lotsa cute designer overstock (like, really small but really great designers) and marks them down 80%. For srsly. So, when you join "the club," so to speak -- you just email them for the promo code, which you'll receive immediately -- and "Joan" hits you back with a promo code that you enter at checkout, and BAM, you get 80%. No joke, no gimmicks. Miraculously, you can even return stuff. I ordered a great Wilen sweater myself, and with the exception of it being too big, it was gorgeous. But I was too lazy to return it, so I gave it to my mom.

Anyway, Bad Joan is the brainchild of Brooke Wilen, an L.A. knitwear designer and the owner of Wilen. These days she spends most of her livelong days (what the hell's a livelong day anyway?) doing BadJoan. Definitely check out Wilen, and I highly recommend the Marcello Toshi shoes and Jenny Han tops and dresses.

Budget Fashionista's 2009 Fashion & Retail Predictions


The Budget Fashionista made nine predictions that could affect YOU, the smart, savvy shopper this year.

I'll add to her picks by saying I'm pretty sure Value City's already out of business (they closed the one in Virginia Beach, and my mom called me, practically in tears), big ups to the Cleveland location too, and even Wal-Mart cut their earnings forecast today, Macy's announced they're closing a handful of stores too, and Walgreens is cutting lots of heads too. And as sad as it is to see any store close, I have no clue how or why JC Penney is still in business.

Anyway, READ ON, please for the Budget Fashionista's take on retail in '09:

1. Michelle Obama will redefine fashion and the role of African American women (and moms) in fashion and in the media. She’s already inspired instant sell outs, cover stories, and probably helped saved J.Crew’s 4th quarter. Along with her husband, Mrs. Obama has inspired the recent collections of several TOP designers, including the use of more models of color. First Lady Michelle Obama will continue to have a major impact on fashion and what (and who is) considered fashionable.

2. Wal-mart will be the top store to watch as it will be the only store to successful address the challenges facing middle (and coastal) American families. This isn’t to say that other stores can’t do the same, Target could if they focused less on being “cool” and more on being “cool AND useful”, but right now Wal-Mart is the only major mass market store which does not have to make fundamental changes in order to accomplish this goal.

3. The Bon-Ton, Kmart, Sears, JC Penneys, and several sports apparel stores (Champs, Footlocker, etc) will all close or face bankruptcy. All of these stores, with the exception of K-Mart, depend on a mall environment to stay alive and the mall, as we know it, is dead. K-Mart has been dead for a while, so at this point we’re just waiting for the funeral.

4. Big Lots, Salvation Army, Value City, Costco, Sams Club will all be hot stores in 2009. Costco will be VERY hot in 2009 and shoppers will find creative ways to get the most out of their membership, including membership co-ops.

5. Moms will be king. The marketing focus of several top brands will shift from the youth market to hip moms as more businesses realize that moms are the ultimate influencers, affecting the style and consumer habits of their kids, husbands/partners, and friends.

6. Lipstick, at home hair coloring systems, and nail color will be the big beauty sellers in 2009. These are quick, easy, and relatively inexpensive ways for people to change their personal style.

7. The mall will die. Malls, as we know it, will be dead and most will turn into outlet mall like structures (ex: the Bergen Mall in Northern New Jersey)- featuring the outlets of top retail brands. Even Saks Fifth Avenue, who for years have maintained a rigid distinction between its high-end stores and its outlet stores by referring to the later as “Off Fifth- Saks Fifth Avenue Outlets”, changed the name of their outlets to the equally cumbersome Saks Fifth Avenue Off Fifth.

8. Gray, black, brown, red, and dark blue will continue to be the colors to watch as consumers look for easy to wear colors.

9. Easy to care for fabrics will reign supreme as shoppers look for items that are machine washable, thus saving a ton of money on dry cleaning.

10. More designers will skip their bridge lines and head directly for mass market/lower priced lines. Rumors have already started about budget lines by Zac Posen and Doo Ri. I think the following designers will also do budget lines in 2009- Ellen Tracy (maybe a replacement for Isaac Mizrahi at Target), Tory Burch (Kohls? or Macys), Burberry (H&M?), Paul Smith (TopShop for Men?), Vivienne Westwood (Topshop or H&M), Donna Karan (Macys?).

CRAZY-Good Deals At MAC Online!


Get 25% off EVERYTHING (except Viva Glam, because that goes to CHARITY, holmes) at MAC online, okay? Promo code: MACFF9, expires at 11:59PM EST tonight.

I HIGHLY recommend MAC's Mineralize Eyeshadow Trios in Word-of-Mouth (left) and Threesome (right). They're $17.50 each, but they're biggies, and they go a long way. The blue/grey shade in Word-of-Mouth (which I contend should NOT be hyphenated, BTW), is nice and subtle, and the copper stripe is bold and luscious. I've pulled off a nice sub-smokey eye with it.

Speaking of smokey eyes, check out the chocolate smokey eye tutorial from Spektra.net! You could easily pull off something similar with the MAC shadows above (though I'd suggest going easy on the iciness near the brow -- a bit too '90s -- and using the pinky shade in Word-of-Mouth instead).


DONCHA FORGET: Enter to Win FashionBinge's Linda & Harriett Calendar!

You've only got a DAY left to win a gorgeoso 2009 Linda & Harriett calendar!

Go and DO THAT RIGHT HURRR, or forever live in regret. (Or... you know... just buy one here.)

Target's New Go! International Collection Goes In House

Target's staying closer to home for their next Go! International collection... like, really close to home. The next collection, which launches in February, is a private, in-house collection (not a bad move -- it's probably cheaper than reeling in a known entity like Hayden-Harnett or bigger names like Alexander McQueen or Anya Hindmarch), and it's not bad. I don't love they way they styled the second looks, but on their own, the pieces are fun and have potential. A few picks:
Multi-Color Bandage Dress $44.99

Zipper Dress in Blue $34.99 -- PLEASE, withOUT the ripped rights! Do it RIGHT -- with some nice black tights and heels!

Cutout Shoulder Dress in Black/Gray $44.99


Printed Shift Dress in Black/White $34.99
(Via Racked)


+ And speaking of Target, Fucked In Park Slope's insider investigation of Brooklyn's Atlantic Center Target is COMPLETELY true and on point. It's a total pit, unfortunately. Stay tuned -- we may be getting more insider reports from that very same, sad-sack Targs. On the opposite end of the coin though, Future Lint -- she won the Harajuku Lovers coffret set! -- knows about an amazing Target-Salvation Army pig-elephant hybrid! AMAZING!


Rain, Rain, COME AGAIN SO I CAN WEAR THESE CUTE CHOOKA BOOTS!

($50.95, Chooka, Karmaloop.com)
Love these buffalo check Chooka rain boots, and you don't see lace-up rain boots often, so esstra snaps for that! PLUS, you can get 30% off with promo code FRESCA. Only prob, for me anyway, is that they don't have size 8. Wah. Size 9 seems too biggie biggie biggie. Lotsa sizes (but for mora dollars) at Endless though.

Epic rain-related video, CCR, "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?"

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

An Insider Investigation Into Why The Atlantic Center Target Blows So Hard!

Ask just about any red-blooded American woman about Target, and just the mere mention of, like, one syllable of Target, or simply, 'Jay, spins most laydayze into a frenzy usually (thought stereotypically) associated with weddings (you know, because me and Mary-Kate over here are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just like Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson over our engagements -- BTW, MK is engaged!), kitties (... okay, guilty!), or bowls full of comfort food (EXTREMELY guilty).

Now we here at the Binge fucking LOVE us some Bullseye (the store, not the sauce, to which we're pretty much indifferent if not completely revolted by) and post about it so much that I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE we're not on some sort of commission schedule. But there is ONE exception to the rule, and that is the Target at the Atlantic Center in downtown Brooklyn. That Target is an absolute horrid shitstorm, and Fucked In Park Slope blog knows it/ proves it/ owns it. I mean, the sad, barren shelves alone. Weep!

Observe.


FIPS Undercover - Worst TARGET Evah (Brooklyn, NY) from Effed in Park Slope on Vimeo.

You Could Be Wearing This Right Now: Nanette Lepore Pink Bustier Top

($160, Nanette Lepore, Net-a-porter.com)
Such pretty pink ballet princess-ness. Makes me wanna do pirouettes, but the fact is I'm better at eating Pirouettes than doing them. And you could be wearing this right now if only you'd click! CLICK!

yums.

Monday, January 05, 2009

Binge Beauty Buy: Ways To Cash In Your Sephora Gift Cards: Givenchy Pop Gloss!

($23, Givenchy, Sephora)
Of the 15 bajillion glosses in my bag, the one I dig around for the most -- and receive by far the most questions and compliments on -- is Givenchy's Pop Gloss (#444). It's a shiny, sparkly, glittery, festive (the fireworks-y packaging! so fun!), clump-free magenta, and it smells like pureed raspberries. It's like a berry party for your lips and you're totally invited. Actually, you're hosting the damn thing. It's perfect for what I like to refer to as "mullet makeup" -- toned-down, it's-oh-so-quiet eyes, big, crazy wow-pow-holy-cow lips. You know, party in the back, business in the front.

Another great Givenchy gloss is Crazy Beige #406:
($23.50, Givenchy, Amazon.com)
This one looks and tastes like honey and goes on smooth and, fortunately, does not attract bees.


What's Your Sign, Baby?

($42, Gold Saturn)
Oh, glad you asked. I'm a Leo. Leos are known for being self-centered in an AWESOME way. We LOVE talking about ourselves, because we're AWESOME, so why would we wanna talk about anyone else? We LOVE spending money, to help build our awesome empire, and we're super fun. What's your sign? Oh wait. No one cares. No, for real, Leos are supposedly really giving and caring. SEE! EVERYTHING'S all about Leos. And since we're talking about me, one shirt this Leo (me!) would REALLY like is this astrology map tee by Miami designer David Jon Acosta, who's a total DIY success story with his Gold Saturn line of guys' and girls' tees, and he's an absolute sweetheart and hustler too. RESPECT it.

Best Bow Necklace!

($213, Shaoo, Letrainbleu.com)
I love this super-statementy 19th century Deco bow necklace by French designers Shaoo (Wen Wei and Ho Yuk). The white bow is made of leather, which makes it all the more luscious, and pairing it with bold red lipstick is pure perfection. I'm also convinced that the necklace has magic powers -- like, I'm pretty sure that if you wear it, you can conjur peacocks to magically, amazingly just appear in the walkway of stores called Peacocks.

Friday, January 02, 2009

Win A 2009 Linda & Harriett Calendar!

2009's been super boring so far. All I've done is lounge around in my PJs, eat Chinese food, sleep like a newborn, and watch the obesityathon on TLC. Bahumbug. Time to style it up a bit. Which is why we're giving away TWO gorgeous, enviro-friendly, letter-pressed calendars by Brooklyn designers Linda & Harriett.

Observe:







So, all you have to do is enter below by Friday, January 9th, kay? Tell us (in the field of the widget thing) which day of the year is your favorite day and why. Points will be deducted for Valentine's Day, because that's cheesy. Unless that's your birthday, which is just unfortunate. Good luck!