Sunday, September 30, 2007

Kim Kardashian Swabs The Decks Of Fashion

Ay, mateys! Tis here yarg parfect example of why shorties shouldn't wear extraaaaaaaar wide-legged anything! How much hornswagglin' bilge kayne she fit up them thur bellbottoms? Maroon the landlubber and her boo-tay smartly 'afore she's blackspotted! Yarg! Avast! Ahoy! Oy!

3 comments:

  1. I hate to be mean, but...doesn't she look like a tranny?

    I mean, nothing against trannies. But if you're not a tranny, and you look like one, that ain't right.

    Also, why is she famous again? For being a big ho-bag?

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  2. Blarg! I Couldn't have said it better!

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