FASHION CHALLENGE! Jon Hamm Vs These Phillip Lim Sandals

Okay WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THIS!

WHAT is hotter? These 3.1 Phillip Lim suede and snakeskin sandals on a wood platform:

($670, 3.1 Phillip Lim, Shopbop.com)

OR...

This outrageously paroxysmic photo of "Mad Men"'s Jon Hamm?

 

And you can only pick ONE! It's almost a trick question because NOTHING is hotter than Jon Hamm, but the heels are kinda also doing it for me.