You guys. FashionBinge co-founder Catherine's kitty Xena took the red eye to kitty heaven this morning. Rest in peace, little lady. You and I may have had our disagreements (like, every time your ferocious claws met the thin skin on the back of my hand, which was every time I ever tried to pet you ever), but it was sad to see you go. I'm sorry for the times I shouted at you when we lived together (even though you basically deserved it because you weren't the friendliest kitty, but maybe that was your opposite-day way of expressing your love. And maybe every day of your 12 years was opposite day.) In kitty heaven (should you make it there), all hands are scratching posts.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Fashion Interrupted For Some Sad Pet-Related News
You guys. FashionBinge co-founder Catherine's kitty Xena took the red eye to kitty heaven this morning. Rest in peace, little lady. You and I may have had our disagreements (like, every time your ferocious claws met the thin skin on the back of my hand, which was every time I ever tried to pet you ever), but it was sad to see you go. I'm sorry for the times I shouted at you when we lived together (even though you basically deserved it because you weren't the friendliest kitty, but maybe that was your opposite-day way of expressing your love. And maybe every day of your 12 years was opposite day.) In kitty heaven (should you make it there), all hands are scratching posts.
Oh NO. My heart goes out Catherine, and little Xena ...
ReplyDeletehahahhah
ReplyDeletePerfect eulogy.
ReplyDeleteI lost my kitty a couple of weeks ago. I miss my kitty!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwe sorry for your loss!
ReplyDeletejeez its a freakin cat, get over yourselves
ReplyDeleteyou know what anonymous: FUCK YOU. your mom must be really proud of you.
ReplyDelete9:02 anon probably wasn't allowed to HAVE pets a child a.) bc s/he has no soul, b.) bc s/he was raised by vermin, and/or c.) it was locked in a closet from infancy until, like five minutes ago. C U Next Tuesday, dicknose.
ReplyDeleteAw, no:( RIP Xena. She looks like the evil doppleganger to my kitty Simon.
ReplyDeleteAnd to anonymous, D.I.A.F.
Anonymous, what's wrong with you. Seriously.
ReplyDeletecat lovers are lame, in your entry, you were being sarcastic the entire time anyways, hypocrite...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: hater of cats, lover of commas to the exclusion of all other punctuation. Actually, it was a fitting and appropriate tribute, so why don't you go masturbate with dog poop, you turd.
ReplyDeletewow you're really immature. i didnt know we had to be so grammatically correct on a fashion blog.. i dont think fitting should ever mean sarcastic
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