Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fashion Interrupted For Some Sad Pet-Related News

You guys. FashionBinge co-founder Catherine's kitty Xena took the red eye to kitty heaven this morning. Rest in peace, little lady. You and I may have had our disagreements (like, every time your ferocious claws met the thin skin on the back of my hand, which was every time I ever tried to pet you ever), but it was sad to see you go. I'm sorry for the times I shouted at you when we lived together (even though you basically deserved it because you weren't the friendliest kitty, but maybe that was your opposite-day way of expressing your love. And maybe every day of your 12 years was opposite day.) In kitty heaven (should you make it there), all hands are scratching posts.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh NO. My heart goes out Catherine, and little Xena ...

Anonymous said...

hahahhah

WendyB said...

Perfect eulogy.

Anonymous said...

I lost my kitty a couple of weeks ago. I miss my kitty!!!!!!

Tabitha said...

Awe sorry for your loss!

Anonymous said...

jeez its a freakin cat, get over yourselves

Mary-Kate Hopkinson said...

you know what anonymous: FUCK YOU. your mom must be really proud of you.

Tamar said...

9:02 anon probably wasn't allowed to HAVE pets a child a.) bc s/he has no soul, b.) bc s/he was raised by vermin, and/or c.) it was locked in a closet from infancy until, like five minutes ago. C U Next Tuesday, dicknose.

Anonymous said...

Aw, no:( RIP Xena. She looks like the evil doppleganger to my kitty Simon.

And to anonymous, D.I.A.F.

Unknown said...

Anonymous, what's wrong with you. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

cat lovers are lame, in your entry, you were being sarcastic the entire time anyways, hypocrite...

Mary-Kate Hopkinson said...

Anonymous: hater of cats, lover of commas to the exclusion of all other punctuation. Actually, it was a fitting and appropriate tribute, so why don't you go masturbate with dog poop, you turd.

Anonymous said...

wow you're really immature. i didnt know we had to be so grammatically correct on a fashion blog.. i dont think fitting should ever mean sarcastic

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