The New Kardashian Kollection Loungewear Velour Outfit Thingies ARE HERE, You Guys!

I WAS HOPING some ratchet opportunist would bring back these jewel-toned Velour matchy-pants tracksuit MUST-HAVES after J.Lo drove them into the ground and nearly killed fashion! Because when I get dressed, I like to send not one but two loud-and-clear messages: One is "I LOVE the Kardashians and all they don't stand for," and the other is "I'm wearing this because I basically just gave up."

UGH! SERIOUSLY! HOW IS IT NOT CHANUKKAH YET!??!?!