I CAN'T With These Orange Leopard-Print Patent Leather Opening Ceremony Wedges

($730, Opening Ceremony)

Opening Ceremony's Margo wedges are SO wild they should be safely contained in a cage. In a zoo. Where people charge admission to go gape at and take photos of them. 

The silk dyed lace-up ties make these feel more high-fashion, less Trash & Vaudeville creeper central (though don't get me wrong -- there's a time and a place for Trash & Vaudeville). It's like Marc Jacobs and Brian Atwood had a baby and Diane Von Furstenberg was the surrogate.

+ Wear them with:
* White V-neck tee
* Black circle skirt
* Crazy rad chunky necklace
* Conviction