These Unicorn Glitter Platform Stilettos Are The Best Unicorn Platform Stilettos I've Ever Seen, Personally

$59.99, Iron Fist, Modcloth.com

I've been sitting here trying to think of one compelling reason not to buy these Iron Fist unicorn-print platform glitter stilettos, but so far any viable reason not to own these has escaped me. How's that holiday song go? Oh yeah: "May your days be merry and bright, and may all your heels have a digital photo print of a unicorn and diamonds on them!"