There Is SO Much Diane von Furstenberg On Sale At TheOutNet!

Guh. SO much good Diane Von Furstenberg on TheOutnet right now. WHY must everything cost money!? Why can't we just spend our smiles? I have so many more smiles than singles!

$154, DVF, Theoutnet.com

Not owning these fuchsia Zia platforms is sadder to me than a Jeff Buckley song.

$150, DVF, Theoutnet.com

 Ditto these Voleta rope-tie sandals. THAT DECO HEEL, Y'ALL!

$560, DVF, Theoutnet.com

 THE MARISA DRESS! THE HOLY GRAIL OF DRAMATIC SEQUINED DRESSES!!! IT IS MY DESTINY TO WEAR DRESSES LIKE THIS LEAVE A TRAIL OF SEQUINS BEHIND ME!

$225, DVF, Theoutnet.com

You are the CUTEST l'il summer bag! Who's a good bag?? Yes you are! Yes... you ARE!

$249, DVF, Theoutnet.com

And you are Mommy's little angel, aren't you?

OH MAN, This Isabel Marant Knit Cotton Dress!

$635, Isabel Marant, Theoutnet.com

Like basic math, why I'm not wearing this Isabel Marant knit cotton dress is one of those things I'll just never understand. Sigh. Also, someone please produce two to three pairs of Isabel Marant sneakers in my closet. Kthxbai!

PS -- Sorry for the pause in posting! I was working like a starved mule, then I was in Austin interviewing A$AP Rocky and inhaling dust (actual dust, accidentally, not like angel dust). But now I'm back, PRAISE BE!

Crazy Roberto Cavalli Parrot Top

($470, Roberto Cavalli, Theoutnet.com)

I hate it so much I almost love it. It's like Miami barfed all over silk and Roberto Cavalli swooped in and made a top out of the whole mess.

McQ Lace Panel Dress Is Doing Shit To My Head

($92, McQ, theOutnet.com)

I can't even begin to tell you the nasty things this grey and hot pink lace McQ dress is whispering to me. They're BAD. Things I've never even heard of or thought about doing. But I'm thinking of doing them. It's BAD. I'm hooked... Also, I have to keep reminding myself that I'M. NOT. WEALTHY. WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING THAT? Seriously, this McQ dress is BREAKING DOWN MY RESOLVE.

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theOutnet.com's Shoe Collection Is Giving Me Inappropriate Urges

Seriously, I'm getting tingly... now the tingling is turning to numbness. I may or may not be blacking out. Isn't this how Michael Hutchence died?

Check out theOutnet's -- Net-a-Porter's younger, hipper, CHEAPER, sister -- shoe selects. Designer shoes, discount prices.

($238, Chloe, theoutnet.com)


($199, Chloe, theoutnet.com)



($115, Marc Jacobs, theoutnet.com)

($232, Bally, theoutnet.com)

Gahhhh these silver Bally heels so have my name on them. Unfortunately, my credit cards have my name on them too.

($532, Christian Louboutin, theoutnet.com)

Usually I don't freak out and make a total jackass out of myself and act all like OMFG SEX AND THE CITY IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE AND I NEED JIMMY CHOOS AND LOUBOUTINS BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT CARRIE BRADSHAW WORE AND OUR LIVES ARE SOOOOOO ALIKE BECAUSE WE BOTH LIKE BOYS AND HAVE GIRL FRIENDS AND LIKE CLOTHES AND LAPTOPS and shit over Louboutins, but these Prive Louboutins are spesh.