Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Deuce, Deuce and a Half

While taking in some Sunday tennis at Arthur Ashe, I became insanely jealous of the amazing gear Polo had generously provided for the grounds folk. Never before had ballboys and girls and line judges been so handsomely appointed. For those of us who aren't lucky enough to have our own little knee pad at center court, Ralph's allowing us the privilege of buying our very own U.S. Open gear for a modest price. I'd write more, but I'm too busy trying to scrounge up 90 bones in my couch cushions to get my hands on one. As a wise man once said, it's not the velocity of your serve that matters, it's how good you look during water breaks.


Mary-Kate Hopkinson said...

Really, you like the big ponies? My brothers were horrified and thought the logos should stay little. I found the giant horsies rather striking, myself. But I think, in the end, I agree with my brethren. Unnecessary.

ms. spinach said...

now i firmly believe that fashion is very much to each his own, but i have to say that the big ponies are the one fashion item that i absolutely *hate* more than any other fashion item in this world.

except perhaps men in denim shorts. but it's a close call.

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