Sunday, September 16, 2007

It's Tamron, Bitches! The Celeb Edition!

I'm back, and even more back than Britney, because, let's be real, that weren't much of a comeback. But speaking of celebs, I couldn't resist throwing up a few famous faces, so let's get back to bingeness, shall we?

I actually loved the detailing of the custom-made Alice Temperely dress Nicole Scherzinger wore to the VMAs, but once the eye hits below the waist, it's like you can have mini-dress-length or floor-length, but not both, dear. (Photo via Popsugar.)



While MANY a fashion blogger put the hate out on it, I loved this ethnic-print dress that Beyonce wore to a press conference in Vegas during VMA weekend, but for the LIFE of me, I can't find any mention of who designed it. Any takers??



While Beyonce's VMA dress looked like some pixie-esque Maria Von Trapp yoinked the gold curtains down off the stage of some dusty '40s cabaret, quickly draped them around Beyonce's bootay-licious curves and pushed her out onto the red carpet, her little sister Solange looks like she took a quick trip to the Chanel Factory Seconds Outlet in Crazy Town, somewhere on North Jupiter, Space. She looks like a fucked-up Mars 2112 hostess or something. And while she looks prettier than I remember -- she used to look like the black Haylie Duff -- I attribute this to Dr. 90210. (Photo via Just Jared).



I absolutely adore this Gucci color-block dress that the always-polished Rachel McAdams, shown here with her brother (who's hot but sorta reminds me of that guy Adam Scott on that new show "Tell Me You Love Me," which I really like so far, and NOT just because it has TONS of sex, though that really helps, but yeah, I can't tell if that guy on that show is hot or not...) wore to the Toronto Film Festive premiere of her new movie, "Married Life." She truly does not need to look thinner, yet the red band of this dress does just that. (Photo via Popsugar.)




OMG. Why the FUCK is Melissa Joan Hart on the red carpet at the VMAs? Is this the same dress she wore to the VMAs in 1992????? I don't care that she had a kid -- there is NO excuse for mom hair!!!!! (Via Popsugar.)




It's quite nice to see Amy Winehouse NOT looking like a career Dumpster diver, yet it's fairly jarring and odd to see her carrying pretty flowers, living things! How did the toxic waste site that is her booze-soaked body not kill them on contact? Anyway, more power to you. Hopefully you'll clean up swiftly and get back to wearing Brownie outfits with live-owl shoulder pads, as in better times.


(Via D-Listed)


"Hello? I am actually hot or just hot because I'm on TV?"

2 comments:

poop magee said...

GOD, Amy Wineho looks so FAT in that owl pic. SOOO glad she's down to her birth weight now.

ambika said...

Hysterical. And there's no way Solange hasn't been seeing Dr. 90210. Her whole skull looks different.

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