|($695, Haute Hippie, Shopbop.com)|
This is some Mad Max ish that looks like someone attached some chains to road kill. And I'm uncomfortable with it.
|($21.95, Neivz, Amazon.com)|
Though not as uncomfortable as I am with this boobs ring! It's fine to have boobs, and fine to have rings, but I'm uncomfortable standing having arrived at the intersection of both. It's an intersection that just doesn't need to exist.