Schutz's Britte Black Booties Have An Acrylic Heel, And I'm Having A Heart Attack

$295, Schutz, Bonfaire.com

What 'choo know 'bout Schutz's SICK-UH-NING black leather bootie with an acrylic heel? And is Schutz German for "stuntin'"? Probably, right? They're available for pre-order on Bonfaire, which is like a fancier-ass Gilt where you can pre-order next-season shit by no-joke designers like Katherine Kwei and Alexandre Birman. Now, if anyone needs me for the rest of today, I'll be fanning myself dramatically and stress eating (natch) while I ponder this purchase.