A Note Housekeeping Note About Last Night's 'Downton Abbey' Episode

Look, I love "Downton Abbey" and all -- I live in Brooklyn, listen to NPR, I am in my '30s, and I eat kale, so by cultural law I am required to like this show.

But dude, the amnesia storyline? C'mon, son. I call bullshit. Total shark-jumping moment.

On behalf of Ed Lover, I call bullshit on that "Downtown Abbey" storyline.

3 Photos Of My Cat Watching Downton Abbey

I love Downton Abbey, you love Downton Abbey, critics love Downton Abbey, everyone and their cat loves Downton Abbey. My cat, specifically.

Enjoy three photos, which I swear I did not stage, of my cat Rory watching Downtown Abbey:

I hate O'Brien, Carson hates O'Brien, even cats hate O'Brien.

I know. I miss Bates too.

Patiently waiting for me to rewind because neither of us understood WTF they said with those bloody accents.