Lindsay Lohan's Lips Belt Buckle

(Credit: Revolution Pix/Fame Pictures/ People magazine)

Uh, that almost sounded bad... anyway, Lindsey's lips belt is really cute. (BTdubs, she looks like Blake Lively in this photo.) I'm sure it's like a bazillion-dollar vintage Vivienne Westwood piece, but here's a more affordable down-market version:

($14.99, Bucklecity.com)

Bucklecity -- city of buckles!

($16.95, Amazon)

Token sparkly lips.

(14.99, Catacombscds.com)

From deep within the catacombs of this rando website comes a very mod lips belt buckle I'd totally wear under the right circumstances.


... Also, feel free to track down Lala (of Lala The Art Geek), who MADE this belt HERSELF!!!!
Maybe she'll sell it to you!

($83, Golden-charms.com)

I would wear these fun dangly lips earrings under ANY circumstances.

($40, Dimoutshoes.com)

Um, so yeah. The platform of these shoes also pull double duty as a TIP JAR! For PUTTING COINS INTO! For when you work EXTRA HARD at work... and earn... CHANGE! For working REALLY REALLY HARD. On a POLE! With NO PANTS ON!

($199, Myfreakyfamily.com)

And a lips chair -- in red or pink! -- for when you've tired yourself out collectin' pennies in your platforms all night, gurlz!

Oh yeah, lest we forget, the inimitable Lipps Inc's "Funkytown" video! Classic!

Overpriced Alert: Smathers & Branson Belt

($185, Smathers & Branson, C.Orrico)

How the fuck is this belt $185? Does that include yacht club membership? And what kind of a name is Smathers and Branson? It even sounds like an uptight law firm. And how is C. Orrico "Where Palm Beach Comes to Play" (ew!) so blatantly ripping off Henri Bendel's signature brown and white likeness?



Gag me with this $595 men's Lilly Pulitzer blazer:
Actually, the type of man who'd wear that blazer AND fluorescent green pants probably WOULD spend $185 on an embroidered sailboat belt and probably WOULD wear it with the aforementioned parade of gaud. Money can't buy taste, people.

And by the way, I'm not totally opposed to the idea of the prepster belt by any means. But $185? Huh? Observe:

($20, Chesapeake Ribbons)


($49.50, Vineyardvines.com)


($39.50, Vineyard Vines, Fireflyoutfitters.com)

Way less money, you still get preppy little symbols wrapped around your waist, everyone goes home happy.

($28, Urban Outfitters)

Double your nautical cuteness.

Also, I'm so sad this DSquared2 whale belt is sold out... and speaking of Bendel's, check out these amazing illustrations at A Design Affair.