Oh alliteration! You are a FOUL temptress. Wow. So far NOTHING I've said has made any sense whatsoever. But you know what DOES make sense? These completely rad dresses, listed in descending order of affordability.
Ok. Let's begin.
($325, 3.1 Phillip Lim, standardstyle.com)
K so TECHnically it's a jumpsuit and not a dress, and DEFINITELY I wouldn't wear this to work since I do not work at Tribeca coke bar. But it certainly does rule, that I can agree with myself about.
($187, Nieves Lavi, shopbop.com)
Profoundly elegant. Yes, I just said that. I meant it too.
($177, Abaete, Bluefly)
I love this dress so much that if I were little and begging my mom for it I'd be like "PLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASE! I'LL BE SO GOOD! I'LL WEAR IT EVERY DAY AND TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF IT! PLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!" She probably still would've said no, but I most definitely would've put on a good show. (Coincidentally, this is also why I now have a shopping problem as an adult! Thanks, Ma!)
($175, Phoebe Couture, NeimanMarcus.com)
Amazing. Best little black dress ever.
($158, Custo Barcelona, eDressme.com)
This dress is basically a miracle. That's all I have to say.
This is sorta good for work. Especially if you work somewhere boring.
($115.99, Mara Hoffman, shopintuition.com)
Huzzah, Mara Hoffman!
($112.49, Abaete, bluefly)
There has NEVER been a better time to be either a size 6 or 8.
($63.99, Molly, Overstock.com)
I love this dress either despite or because it reminds me of a Barbie cocktail dress I once had.
($63.05, Young Fabulous & Broke, Amazon.com)
Young, Fabulous & Broke = three things I can relate to at pretty much all times. If you can get past this absolutely wretched "model," this makes a decent work dress. Especially if you work someplace slutty!
($57, Citiknits, QVC.com)
Um, yes, you read that correctly. QVC. Frell. I mean it. I LOVE this delish jersey dress. Enough to shop at QVC? Remains to be seen, but I've definitely done worse.
In Medium only. Yay! I've never been so happy to be average!
... And... scene.