Thursday, November 15, 2007

Jessica Alba's Busy Black Dress

Jessica Alba -- seen here last night at the premiere of her new movie, Awake -- is gorgeous, and blah blah blah. We all know that. But what is up with this terrible black lace dress? It's so matronly, like something Nancy Reagan would've worn to a last-minute New Year's Eve or something. The scalloped lace top looks like a goth funeral parlor valance, and a gathered and knotted midriff is NEVER not reminiscent of a bathing suit. And I don't care what Elle or Vogue or whoever says: peeptoes with tights should ONLY be done in an emergency. I just don't get it. Why go halfway hot when you could be COMPLETELY hot??? You know... because my opinion MATTERS! And it matters MOST!

She looks about a billion times more gorgey here at the Spike TV Scream Awards in this beautiful embellished white dress whose designer remains a mystery but I wish I knew. Check out larger images here for the full effect.
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WendyB said...

I like peeptoes with tights! :-)
I bet the dress looked much better in person than it photographed. Black can really photograph horribly!

Patent Shoes && Rants said...

Too much lace. She usually picks either really sophisticated peices or casual cool ones. Only a select few can do that. Linked!


poop magee said...

I'd still do her.


Totes agree on the dresses. I like her hair better in the top pic!

jaja said...

she's overated as a "style star"

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