Thursday, March 20, 2008

More Crimes Against Nature: Saggy Crotch Leggings

($90, MadeMe, Karmaloop.com)

TheFashionPolice first spotted these (credit goes to them for the photo AND the horrifying discovery).

Everything about the description is depressing. I've bolded for added emphasis:

"Ultra high waist fold over legging with low crotch and multi geometric pattern throughout."

It's like a crescendoing parade of horrors.

The only reason I could imagine for these to exist is perhaps for hipsters who are into baby role playing? So you can shit your diaper AND look "Williamsburg" at the same time? That's really the only thing I could think of. And the only thing that'd make this heinous offense worse would be bust-a-sag leggings would be bust-a-sag leggings with Crocs.

10 comments:

laura_s said...

these look like baby leggings. you know the ones? so there's room for diapers!

M. said...

These are just horrifying. I can't even believe someone would wear them.

shopaphilia said...

Hahaha...$90 for something that makes you look like you had "an accident" in your pants.

Amazing.

N/OutofFashion said...

Awful...and the price!

I bet Lohan will be wearing them next week though.

JPinOH said...

"Oops, I crapped my pants" pants. Horrible.

heather said...

barf! but I do have to disagree, they would be way worse with uggs

Anonymous said...

Who in the world wants a saggy croutch!

Bree said...

I bet if american apparel sold them, people would buy them and soon hipsters everywhere will have saggy crotches.

WendyB said...

Do.Not.Want.

love aesthetics said...

I have to say, I quite like them, they are unusual, and could look quite nice in another context (other shoes, other top)
AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH BREEE!

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