Tuesday, January 06, 2009

An Insider Investigation Into Why The Atlantic Center Target Blows So Hard!

Ask just about any red-blooded American woman about Target, and just the mere mention of, like, one syllable of Target, or simply, 'Jay, spins most laydayze into a frenzy usually (thought stereotypically) associated with weddings (you know, because me and Mary-Kate over here are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just like Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson over our engagements -- BTW, MK is engaged!), kitties (... okay, guilty!), or bowls full of comfort food (EXTREMELY guilty).

Now we here at the Binge fucking LOVE us some Bullseye (the store, not the sauce, to which we're pretty much indifferent if not completely revolted by) and post about it so much that I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE we're not on some sort of commission schedule. But there is ONE exception to the rule, and that is the Target at the Atlantic Center in downtown Brooklyn. That Target is an absolute horrid shitstorm, and Fucked In Park Slope blog knows it/ proves it/ owns it. I mean, the sad, barren shelves alone. Weep!

Observe.


FIPS Undercover - Worst TARGET Evah (Brooklyn, NY) from Effed in Park Slope on Vimeo.

9 comments:

christine said...

I guess this is one of the FEW good things about living in small-ish city: lush, fully-stocked Targets. Which is good, because I live for shopping at Target.

futurelint said...

wow, I work three blocks from the Target HEADQUARTERS! The Target right next to it is STOCKED and FULL of the nicest and best employees. Whenever I go in there, there are guys in suits with clipboards, taking down... i don't know - "twenty something girl digs in clearance section for fifty minutes then buys a burt's bees lip balm" It's AWESOME! if that doesn't have you totally jealous yet... go read this!

http://futurelint.blogspot.com/2008/10/wild-horses-couldnt-drag-me-away.html

Shelly said...

Atlantic Center sucks period! The Target shelves are empty of the stuff you want and the lines need an enema. Long story short: don't let your kids play on the Target escalator...

Sal said...

Damn, that is SAD.

ambika said...

Congrats to MK on her engagement!

Mary-Kate Hopkinson said...

Thanks Ambika!

Courtney said...

I thought the Queens one sucked, but it's Target of the Year compared to BK.

FashionForLove said...

This has to be a fake video. There is NO WAY that a store back be so..so...barren! What are people even going in there to buy? I don't understand..thats insane. Where is the revenue coming from? I am just...wow. I feel so bad for those shoppers.

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