Thursday, July 02, 2009

WTF Files: Tie-dye Jeans At Topshop

($90, Topshop)
Topshop, I love you, but you're killing me. Also, these don't look tie-dyed. They look airbrushed. But why split hairs? They also look like the miserable, previously unthinkable combination of Mariah Carey's "Rainbow" album cover and an acid trip at Coney Island. Also, I PRAY that the term "tie-dye jeans" is both an oxymoron and one that I'll never hear again. Ever.

In terms of the lesser of two evils, which is better/ worse -- these or the Cheap Monday polka dot jeans I found?



(I won't lie though. I do fucking LOVE "Heartbreaker.")

4 comments:

Meg said...

I'm a fan of Mariah Carey and I love that pic! She looks so good in that, it makes me feel like going lesbo.

She kind of looks like this:

http://www.fashionfantasygame.com/user/134306u38

Isn't the similarity striking? I mean the style that is, not really the model. No one can look like Mariah.

Anonymous said...

No one can look like Mariah! Or sing like her! Or dress like her! Forget old bags like Sarah Brightman or Dusty Springfield or Feist, we're in Mariah Land! Let us sacrifice a goat and drink its blood, so that Mariah never runs out of shampoo!

That said, the jeans are hideous, but in my opinion, Topshop is generally unimpressive.

Disneyrollergirl.net said...

Oh I like the jeans! Not that I'd wear them but I think they're cute. Same with the Cheap Mondays, there are some similar ones in the window of Urban Outfitters in Oxford St.

mensfashiondeals said...

I can't quite say I'm feeling the jeans... but I'm defintely feeling Mariah!

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