($25, American Apparel)... And I honestly have NO earthly idea why. Like, REALLY American Apparel? Is NOTHING sacred anymore? Big Bird has to be splashed across sheer (of COURSE they're sheer) shirts worn by girls with come-hither stares? Ugh. Also, I'm a compartmentalizer, so I like my porn separate from my licensed children's apparel. Like, you shouldn't be able to buy a child's Sesame Street shirt at the same place as, um, this.
Also, here's a fun game to play! It's called "Kid's shirt or inappropriately short shirt geared toward slutty grownups?"