Listen up: No more animal bandz or whatever the hell they're called on adults. Especially adult MEN. Especially-especially adult HIPSTER men. This is intolerable:
This guy was also wearing black boat shoes (hot) and a nice suit. And some sort of bowling/flight bag hybrid that I admired. Ditch the animal bandz, dude!
++ COUNTERPOINT/ TAMAR: Dude, I LOVE them! And they're called SILLY BANDZ. Because they're SILLY. I agree that guys, unless they're in a band whose t-shirts are sold at Hot Topic, shouldn't wear them. But for girls of any and all ages, it's OPEN SEASON.