Jet Blue Steward Guy Hallowen Costume FTFW!

($39, Ricky's, Rickyshalloween.com)

Please just accept that people are gonna dress up as the Jet Blue guy this Halloween. With acceptance comes tolerance and maybe even appreciation. The costume comes with a shirt, tie, and Band-Aid (for head wound inflicted on the way down). Celebratory "fuck this" beers sold separately.