What does it say about me that as an adult, I'm attracted to a bag from Charlotte Russe? I'm not turning into one of those women who needs someone to pull them aside and tell them to stop shopping at high school places, right? I'm torn between having no fucks to give about possibly being that person and then just being fucked because there's a good chance I probably am... But, this is cute, right? Whatever, I'll just tell everyone it's Opening Ceremony and wait for the understanding coos of approval.