Come on, girls. Think you'll find a better, cheaper, trendier, or more topical prom dress than this horse burger ensemble? Neigh. I can't think of a more fashionable way to say "what's in your burger" on prom night. Bonus #1: Chance are you'll be the only one wearing this burger horse to prom, so you can put any fears of a Brenda/Kelly same-dress disaster aside. Bonus #2: In case you're thinking about going "all the way" prom night, then you're already wearing plenty of rubber. Safety counts!
Still not convinced? Lucky for you, I found this Alexander McQueen embellished drop waist dress, which just screams "prom"! Gently worn, only $40,000 -- it was originally $70,000, so this is a relative steal. You'll DEFINITELY be the only one in that.
|$40,000, Alexander McQueen, Chiclildevil.com|