Today In Important Cat News: Gap Has An EXCELLENT Cat-Print Shirt

Yup. Get your minds right around this, ladies and boys and lady boys. It's Gap's excellent hot pink all-over cat print shirt, which I fully endorse and obviously bought. Get out your $54, and get you yours.Oh, bonus: there's NO boob gap. MAGIC!

$54.95, Gap

Endorsed! (NSFW!)

This Demin And Leather-Ish Shirt Is Giving Me Body Issues

$50.99, Romwe.com

I usually don't entertain such cruel, self-destructive thoughts, but considering this denim/leather-esque (it's PVC, but it's convincing enough... and it's vegan!) button-down shirt/ tunic situation is the greatest thing to happen since they shrunk Siri Cruise and put her in the iPhone 4S -- and considering it only comes in a size small --  I'd consider having my body surgically altered to fit into it. So sue me.