Zosia Mamet Did Everything Right At The Emmys

How Zosia Mamet (my favorite part of "Girls" besides the horrifying naturalism that is the character of Adam) landed on anyone's Emmys worst-dressed list is BEYOND me. Were we watching the same show? That black and white Bihbu Mahopatra dress -- ripped right from the Spring 2012 runway -- was throwing serious architectural Victorian noir shade in the very best possible of ways. H8rs you can kill yo'self. I don't often quote Nicki Minaj, but sometimes the situation just calls for it.

I'm Truly Not Mad At Rachel McAdams' Wackadoo Marchesa Dress!!!

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So much cognitive dissonance happening here with Rachel McAdams' Marchesa dress at the Cannes premiere of her new movie, Midnight in Paris. On one hand, it reminds me of the flocked Baroque couch that my grandma gave us when I was little and ended up in the basement. (The couch ended up in the basement. I did not as it smelled like mildew down there.)

On the other hand... it's fucking unapologetically rad. I don't even care that from the side it hung with all of the sartorial aplomb of a Jostens graduation gown. It's totally fussy, completely unsexy, but fully fantastic. You go, Glen Coco!