OOOoooooh, girl, you KNOW you love this fetching lil 'kini by Project Runway 2 underdog, Kara Janx. ($110)
I, for one, would have a spot of trouble with the wee top (see post below), but on you, everything looks good!
If plaid invokes a Burberry hangover, check this ferocious piece, which I'm in ruv with: a tiger 'kini, also by Ms. Janx.
The only morts about it is having a set of tiger eyes right on top of your 'gyner. But if that's your thing, snatch this baby up. It's very D&G:
available on Yoox.com ($88)
available on figleaves.co.uk, but caveat emptor: it's denim! You've been warned. ($117)
available on figleaves.co.uk ($123)
... and finally, i present you, the money shot:
available on figleaves.co.uk ($68)
Ladies, if only one of the above suit was ever manufactured, and ownership of the above suit was granted to the victor of a bloody, hairy cage match between you and me, I would claw your face off without thought or remorse.