Dudes. Newport News, yes that old-school mail-order catalog that's known for clothing so bad it actually may be worse than Victoria's Secret's... Stuff like this:
...yes, THAT Newport News... ACTUALLY HAS CUTE SHOES. For CHEAP! I'm not even joking around here. Observe.
I done got these:
(Actual leather, $29)
Seriously! I absolutely love SIMPLE leather monochromatic pumps with approximately 3" heels, no bells, whistles or hoochie embellishments, and HERE THEY ARE.
Check out their sale on the aforementioned. I don't need to tell you to ignore the monstrosities at the bottom. Bad with the good, people.
More cute (again, I still can't believe I'm saying this) Newport News shoes and boots:
(Real-deal leather, $69)
And then, of course, more horbsness:
It's almost like a treasure hunt! Of cute stuff! Amongst extreme grotesqueries! Weeeee!