Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hold My Hair Back...

While I totes vom over....





... And from the back...

($69, Claudette, Scoop NYC)
God forbid, my house were on fire and I were asleep inside, naked, and, implausibly, this were the ONLY thing I could grab before fleeing the scene, I wouldn't even do it. I'd rather be caught completely nude than greet New York's finest in this hideola schmatte.


($69, Michael Kors, Scoop NYC)
This abomination is named "Suri." Now, I know it's not nice to make fun of little kids, but this shoe is hideous, and that little child looks like a strange foreign man. There. I said it.



($690, Charlotte Solnicki, Bleuclothing.com)
Five words: Eastern. European. Mail. Order. Bride.

3 comments:

WendyB said...

ROTFL @ "that little child looks like a strange foreign man. There. I said it."

Anonymous said...

have you seen the new victorias secret accessories catalog? it came in the mail today and i almost vomited... soooo much ugliness. even more than usual, honestlyyyy

Tamron Lohan said...

anon:
I got the regular apparel catalog the other day and it went STR (straight to recycling).
if the accessories catalog is anything like the colin stuart for victoria's secret, then i don't even wanna know:
http://www.instyle.com/instyle/products/productfinder/browse/0,,BrandsTax:ColinStuartforVictoriasSecretCatalogue_1_8__8_1,00.html

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