There are so many fucking wrong things in this photo, I don't even know where to start. But just in case you weren't clear, those AREN'T stuffed animals tethered to mannequins, which would be foul enough. They're DOGGIE PURSES! Is this what's in with the Hannah Montana set (that and faking your dad's death for tickets)? But it's even more disturbing that this shop is geared toward teens up to adults, at least in size, though certainly not in mentality.
Just a few other things wrong here, in case you're still transfixed by the horrifying puppy sacks:
+ Christmas lights wrapped around one mannequin's leg
+ leg warmers
+ Konichiwa shirt
+ dogs
If that one French bulldog-looking pup down in the front could talk he'd be like FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! BUY ME AND BURN ME! JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS FASHION SNAKE PIT!!
Horrendo.
3 comments:
thank you for making the trip to this area of fashion hell with me today. i actually saw some more upscale versions of the doggie purses in a boooooooooooo-tique in illadelphia. horrors.
lol, I JUST stole that chihuahua bag from my friend last night, I like it. then again, I don't take fashion too seriously. I think these bags are hilarity and probs don't deserve such a harsh critique.
ps- i LOVE leg warmers!!!
I'm in San Diego on business and just saw these heinous beasts at a slut "boutique" and took pretty much the same photo. Horbz. I can't believe this is a nationwide disease.
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