Monday, April 14, 2008

Freakin' Fugly Footwear

Three painful picks for this Monday eve:
($98, Jeffrey Campbell, Urban Outfitters)
Appropriately enough, the color of this shoe is "Whiskey." Jeffrey Campbell truly must've imbibed when he designed ONE shoe with a cinch toe, cut outs, laces AND WTF ever that bridge to madness is above the toe.

($59, Steve Madden)
Clowny McModsquad.

($499, Chanel, eBay)
But wait! They're Chanel. BUT WAIT! They're FUCKING WRETCHED! Are these like punk-dominatrix snow boots or something? You can be into S&M OR you can wear winter gear, but you don't get to be both at once.

The redeemer:

($286, Salvador Sapena,
Thank you, Salvador Sapena. You've answered correctly. You may be seated.


jozette said...

oh GAWD. Those Chanel boots are....horrible. I just vomited in my mouth a little bit. UGH. Why are people allowed to make things so god-awful?

Anonymous said...

Yes, I agree: EWW to all of them! (Except the last one! I wouldn't wear it, but it's still cute!)

Doozy said...

Sometimes Jeffrey Campbell is so spot on, and the other times.....eeeuuuuuhhhh...

tredinista said...

OMG -- don't insult the word "fugly"! These are a disaster!!! LOL.

Lucy said...

i love these shoes

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