Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Binge Beauty: Thank You, Bobbi Brown. For Your Perfectly Defined Mascara Miracle

($22, Bobbi Brown)
Right now, I think my feelings for Bobbi Brown's new Perfectly Defined Mascara would best be described by Alanis Morissette's "Thank U." I have never been to India nor walked the streets naked, but I have tried some pretty shit-tay mascaras before.

So,

THANK you, Imju Fiberwig, for BLOWING and NOT giving me good fake lashes.
THANK YOU Dior Show, for being an overpriced, clumpy piece of crap.
THANK YOU Benefit's BadGal for crapping out on me and ALWAYS smudging.
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUHOOOOHHHH Maybelline's Great Lash for being the least-great mascara of all time.

No, thank YOU Bobbi Brown. Perfectly Defining Mascara is a little tricky to get the hang of, but now that I've learned to apply slowly, steadily, and -- here's the silver beauty bullet -- on top of a few healthy coats of Cover Girl's Lash Blast ("Ol' Orange," as I like to call her) -- my lashes are A MIRACLE of smudge-free, easy-off, black-as-the-night modern mascara. WONDER OF WONDERS! A MIRACLE!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Bobbi Brown... Thank you.



2 comments:

Jules said...

Thanks for sharing the video of Alanis Morissette..;D
Hope to see more from you.

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Unknown said...

Thanks for sharing this one.;D
Looking forward on your next post..

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