No offense, Swatch, but I kinda just fell rill hard for a different plastic watch. How YOU doin', May 28? Oh, you've got all kindsa floral textile print watches? AND also like 1 billion other styles? AND I can mix and match straps? AND each watch is named for a different time, AND AND AND you're just $38 each? Okay, great! I'll take one of each, please. Kthxbai.