The realness that Stuart Weitzman is serving with his Uprise leopard print loafer pump is undeniable. Nobody does feminine menswear-inspired footwear like Stuart Weitzman. And don't even get me started on that metallic inner heel, because we will be here all day. (If I were more politically active, I'd try to get a law on the books mandating that ALL inner heels be metallic, but that's another story for another time.) And that's really all you need to know about footwear for fall 2012. Game over.