Stuart Weitzman's Uprise Leopard Print Loafer Pump, You Guys

$475, Stuart Weitzman

The realness that Stuart Weitzman is serving with his Uprise leopard print loafer pump is undeniable. Nobody does feminine menswear-inspired footwear like Stuart Weitzman. And don't even get me started on that metallic inner heel, because we will be here all day. (If I were more politically active, I'd try to get a law on the books mandating that ALL inner heels be metallic, but that's another story for another time.) And that's really all you need to know about footwear for fall 2012. Game over.

Metallics Done RIGHT

I'm now also contributing to another fashion blog, though it's more of a general style blog (don't worry: I'm still keeping it really really real over here, y'all!), and I already touched upon my loathing of metallics. Well, not all metallics. Metallic leggings for one.

But...

I have to express some seriously lady love and give credit to two these ridiculously fucking "fetch" metallic pieces:


($596, Sass & Bide, Electricladyland.com -- scroll down)
GOD I love this dress. I NEVER thought I'd sanction a banded bubble dress, but, well... looks like I am! It's super pricey, yes, but... I do have a wedding coming up, and who says you can't roll up to a wedding looking like one of Jem's Misfits? And I DID just get my tax return...



($330, Gigi Favela, Unsungdesigners.com)
Mirrored pumps! LOVE LOVE LOVE!



($85, fractalspin.com)
This serotonin molecule necklace is hilarious but it appears to be sold out. GREAT! Just ANOTHER thing to be depressed about!