Thursday, August 23, 2007

Crocs: SURRENDER TO US! OR ELSE!

Our loathing of Crocs has been well documented. As if Crocs weren't bad enough, they've gone and added insult -- and lotsa faux Sherpa -- to injury and named it ... the MAMMOTH. As in MAMMOTH MISTAKE!

Observe:
In true Crocs style they've made every perfectly decent solid color available to all Crocs Lovers (oxy moron!)/ AKA Unholy Haters Of Fashion to bastardize! For just $39.99! I don't even want to mar this blog by linking to them. Chances are, if you'd wear these, you're probably not reading this anyway.

Anyway, as much as it pains me to report on such sordid shoe subjects, I can at least take solace in the fact that our Anti-Croc Army is solid and growing! We have allies in Birdfight
and of course, Manolo at Shoeblogs.com. And the aptly named IHateCrocs.com. But it's NOT enough! We won't stop until everyone raises both arms in the air, Crocs in one hand, a lighter in the other and creates one giant flaming Crocs pyre atop a sacrificial altar constructed, of course, of Croc! And you best believe we'll be wearing one of these:

(Apprx $17 USD, Spreadshirt.com)

... And together... together, with God as our witness, we will end THE SCOURGE OF CROCS!...


... To be continued...

7 comments:

lsaspacey said...

But have you seen the new ones, like Alice? I think I have to buy the red ones, sorry Croc haters.

Mary-Kate Hopkinson said...

Oh crap, you're right, Isa, the Alice is kind of cute, and would probably be good in the rain, right? The sueded version might be even better -- and more comfy than your average Mary Jane? Please, someone beat some sense into me before I purchase a Croc.

Poop Magee said...

Worst. Shoe. Ever.

Anonymous said...

i knowwww! i saw those shoes at the mall and was like, WINTER CROCS???! absolutely horrible.

RandomDan said...

I love my crocks, I especially like the new mamoths for winter, I will use them when I drive my weimaraner to the dog park in my LandRover. Thanks for the Tip!

Richard said...

The extra fur should make them easier to light on fire! sweet.

Tamron Lohan said...

richard: HAAA! hilarious.

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