Thursday, July 10, 2008
American Apparel Sinks to Previously Unimaginable New Lows With Assiest Ad Yet
I was glancing at a blog at the UNGODLY hour of 10am today (refer to the time stamp for authenticity) and I was attacked by an unanticipated ocular assault -- fucking pressed ham all up on my Dell flat screen in this most vile (though unsurprising, of course) American Apparel ad for thongs. WE ALL KNOW WHAT THONGS LOOK LIKE. WE DON'T NEED YET ANOTHER GRATUITOUS AMERICAN APPAREL ASS SHOT! And no, throwing in the words "organic" in irritating, pandering fucking green at the bottom doesn't excuse it. If I wanted that much ass up in my face, I'd lick an issue of Hustler. Or just watch an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Ugh.
Again, do yourself a favor and get your solid tees at Alternative Apparel. No ifs, ands, or butts.
Oh yeah -- check out the search term in the search field. All in a day's work! Major cancer-research type stuff over here!
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6 comments:
man that shits totes NSFW! I hate their uggo swimsuit ads I keep getting when I try and play scrabulous on facebook.
Hehe funny! I'll have to check out the other tshirt place you mentioned. I still love Gap.
x Grayburn
OH FFS! They are shameless. What'd be worse is walking into American Apparel and having the waify hipster 18 year olds sporting such thongs as their work uniform. Over royal blue leotards.
you'd swear the owner of AA was a kiddie porn dealer in his spare time. frightening.
Nice ass, though.
Thank you thank you thank you. I don't know WHY so many otherwise reasonably intelligent women and bloggers out there seem to think American Apparel is hip and cool. AA is NOT hip and cool. AA is oppressive, pornographic and promotes the idea that objectifying women is A-OK. I'm not saying certain kinds of porn are bad. I'm just saying it doesn't belong in the open market!!!
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