These I can basically deal with. Loeffler Randall, they seem to know what they doing!
Therefore I was glad to see these far-more-affordable knock-knock-knock-offs at Victoria's Secret:
($150, Victoria's Secret)
At those prices, it's like two Loeffler Randalls for the price of one! And I really like the grey and black onesies. They're like the Herve Leger bandage dress of shoes!
Also okay!
Lurves the heel detailing, but OY VA VOY, too much patent. Heidi Montag also favors these, so that'll tell you something right there:
More bad cut-out heels and shoes:
(Giuseppe Zanotti, Intermix)
More like Giuseppe Za-not-ti. OH SHIT! Like something Christina Aguilera picked up at J.Lo's garage sale. Horbs.
($925, Dior, Neiman Marcus)
These Dior heels are either tragically melded together like couture conjoined twins, or else we caught them in the act of copulation. And I didn't know shoes could have sex.
($48, Jeffrey Campbell, 6pm.com)
The exact wrong way to do animal prints. Shudder!!
Um, perhaps the less said about these horrific Pierre Hardy cut-out shoes the better.
Um, perhaps the less said about these horrific Pierre Hardy cut-out shoes the better.
(Sold out, Chloe, Saks)
That these are sold out suggests to me that there are hundreds, nay THOUSANDS of women out there with equally horbs taste. The horror!
($160, HedoFashions.com)
Thankfully there are several of these disturbing stripper shoes left in all sizes!
($47, Pleaser, Amazon)
Perhaps unsurprisingly, these are mainly available in men's sizes.
Marked down from $239. Priced to move. Quickly, one would hope. Gahr.
Marked down from $239. Priced to move. Quickly, one would hope. Gahr.
4 comments:
LOVE the victorias secret ones. Wow! and LOL about the ones that come in men's sizes.
The Pierre Hardy shoes look like they can kill. Literally. The edges are razor sharp and look like they're hungry.
Wow. Thanks for burning my eyeballs with that big rundown of fug, Tamron.
I'm not a huge proponent of internet-speak but I have to say that this whole post made me LOL, maybe even...dare I say it?...ROFLMAO.
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