($69, Chinese Laundry, FlyJane.net)
These Chinese Laundry Sudoku "shoes"? "Sandals"? Shandals? Make my feet want to cry. Also, I really don't trust sites that end in .net. Was EVERY SINGLE combination of "shoes" and "something else" really and truly taken in the dot com domain? It reminds me of the "Clown Penis Dot Fart" SNL commercial. Which is a way better idea than these crappy shoes. WHY WOULD YOU WANT YOUR HEEL COMPLETELY OBSCURED BUT THE OTHER 3/4 OF YOUR FOOT FULLY EXPOSED? No.