Sam Edelman's spiked Renzo booties -- the more put-together cousin of their spiked Lorissa heel, which I also love, are the realness. These spike accents are about as dangerous as this risk-adverse girl will get. (I don't even rid a bike, if that gives you any insight into my level of p---y-ness. Also, spikes are the new studs. ALSO, @Radbard, if you're reading this and wondering what to get me for my birthday, I'm a size 8. Smiley face!