Kanye West Accidentally Left His Mara Hoffman Bag At My House

I just finished writing a StyleUnited piece on beach bags, and I just so happened to happen upon this Mara Hoffman's King Tut beach bag. I kinda feel like Kanye West would carry this bag to the beach. Or have someone carry this bag for him. Also, the Kanye version of this bag would be made of platinum, thread woven from gold and Karl Lagerfeld's own hair, and unbridled ego.

$231, Mara Hoffman, RevolveClothing.com

Honestly, though my affection and affinity for this print is immeasurable. No one bag should have all that power. It's like someone took a photo copy of my soul.