Wildfox Has A Great Catsby Shirt, Fleece Cat Pants And REALLY Good Slouchy Sweaters. I Wouldn't Lie To You About Anything So Important

Wildfox's fall 2013 collection is inspired by a Great Gatsby pajama party, except hopefully no one dies in the pool. (Sorry -- SPOILER!) And what pajama party is complete with a cat? Or a six-eyed, two-nosed cat on MDMA? Also, if I could pick a pair of pants to be buried in, it'd obviously be those fleece cat-print loungey pants. It's ALL SO GOOD.  Does Baz Luhrmann know about this? Because he should. If I were him, I'd create a Great Gatbsy with an all-cat cast and the credits would say "Directed by Baz PURRman." GET IT?

Anyway, those slouchy Wildfox White Label sweaters? I can't even tell you the last time I was so excited by something with holes in it that wasn't a donut.

Oh yeah, there's a massive Wildfox denim line helmed by Michelle Siwy, but I'm so into the cat stuff that I can't even  fully focus on that right now.

Here, look at these photos I took while I pull myself together. Maybe splash water on my face or something.

LOFT Is Literally Making The Holiday Season Bright. Get Familiar.

LOFT is getting ready to ring in the holidays, and they're not doing it with Santa sweaters and fugly forest greens. No. Try CORAL AND GOLD BROCADE PANTS. Think Beverly Hills Regency (if my mental wellbeing had a preferred design era, it'd be Beverly Hills Regency). Also, try BLACK SEQUIN SLOUCHY PANTS (they look WAY better in person), rich melons, and '60s-inspired rhinestone costume jewelry that'll turn an atheist into a God-fearing believer, to quote Wyclef Jean. Check out these photos I took at the Loft Holiday 2012 preview, and happy Chanukkah to ME!

Erin Fetherston's 2013 Resort Collection Is PERFORATED LEATHER PERFECTION

I didn't realize how badly I need perforated leather in my life until I previewed Erin Fetherston's 2013 Resort collection.