Does This Hourglass Necklace Make My Ass Look Too Steampunk?

So, like, I guess I'm steampunk now? Since I think these little functional (meaning they're miniature but they actually work!) fin de siècle charm necklaces would be quite cute layered with a few chains? I kinda like brass mixed with slightly tarnished gold. Strappy monocle goggles optional!

($32, UniqueVintage.com)

Tiny hourglass, for keeping track of tiny intervals of time!

($36, UniqueVintage.com)

Tiny compass for when you're lost in tiny places.

($36, UniqueVintage.com)

Okay, these most miniature of mini binoculars probably don't work, but if they did, you could use them to see tiny little things!

Peacock Maxi Dress For Tall, Lanky, Hippie Chicks

($178, VaVa by Voom, Unique-Vintage)

I am not tall, lanky, nor a hippie, but I seriously fucking LOVE a peacock... On me, this peacock maxi dress would probably make me look like a 5'1" human-peacock hybrid with boobs and curly hair, but if you're tall and leggy, go for it. It's by VaVa by Voom.

More maxi dress loves:
+ Isabella Oliver jersey maxi dresses
+ What Comes Around Goes Around Copa maxi dress
+ PEACOCKS!