($129, Steven By Steve Madden, Piperlime)
I know. I need more studded stuff like Kanye needs more exposure. But I can't resist these fun "Stardom" flats.
($24, Pink Footwear, Lulus)
Black oxfords = So simple, so cheap, so... something I will inevitably go back and buy in a week after much pointless deliberation, so I may as well just buy them now, right?
($585, Giuseppe Zanotti, Piperlime)
I need more '80s throwback heels like Fergie needs more bronzer, but I can't resist these black suede eyelet-covered Giuseppe Zanottis.
($110, BCBG Girls, Dillards)
Uh, blue suede, cone heel, fun '80s grommets? BCBGirls "Border" heels = YES.
($49.99, alice + olivia for Payless)
Don't you love how Payless can get low, like Flo Rida style? These alice + olivia "Robertson" peep-toe jeweled boots are sluttastic in the BEST POSSIBLE WAY. Next stop? Bootswitdafur!
Black lacquer heels at PAYLESS? Girl, you is NASTY!
Payless, girl, you are BAAAAAAAAD! And it feels GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!