MORTS! Paris Hilton In Jenny Packham!

GAHHH! I EFFING KNEW IT! Paris Hilton DID WEAR a JENNY PACKHAM dress to the 2009 MTV Movie Awards! (I'm getting married in a Jenny Packham dress.) Which means I actually have something ELSE in common with Paris Hilton (besides the fact that we've BOTH slept with Joe Francis -- personal low point). Ugh. My suspicions were raised when I saw the pretty jeweled detailing, and while I love the peachy-pink color, I hate the tiered skirt -- too ice-skatery. But, for Paris Hilton, this really isn't bad. Anyway, BOO! PARIS! HOW COULD YOU? Jenny Packham's MINE MINE MINE! :<
PEE ESS! Amber was REPORTING FROM THE RED CARPET at the Movie Awards, ogling everyone's legs! Check out her high-lare recap at Beauty Blogging Junkie!
+ More Jenny Packham photos.

Tragedy Strikes Paris Hilton!

I know, I know. Paris Hilton is about as relevant as scrunchies. But I couldn't resist this tragedy in the form of yards and yards and yards and yards of denim...

That's not hot. It's the definition of dirty denim. And it's in fact so bad that it almost makes me miss slutty, Stoli-drenched, heroin-chic Paris.

Paris Hilton's Inadvertent Argument Against Old-School Wayfarers

Okay. While I still love brightly colored wayfarers, (ThreadTrend's also on board with me) I'll side with those of you on the anti bus after seeing these white wayfarers on Paris. While I love many elements of street style, ON THEIR OWN (hint hint, Paree), the head-to-toe Souja Boy look should be left to, well Soulja Boy.


Speaking of hip-hop style, I just bought these old-school Reebok Freestyle hi-tops to wear with my grey skinny jeans:

($29.97, Reebok, Finish Line)

Why? Well because I own no green metallic hi-tops, of COURSE! Also, I found promo code: 141705, and I saved $3. Hlr!