Be & D's Sneaker Pump: Looks Like A Pump, Feels Likes A Sneaker. Literally.

$135, Be&D, Beandd.com

Behold, Be&D Big City sneakers, a collaboration with Brooklyn artist Trong Gia Nguyen, literally look like a pump but feel like a sneaker. To anyone who ever wished heels felt more like sneakers or that their sneakers came with rubber soles, here's the tongue-in-cheek answer to your first world prayers, bitches.

PLEASE Stop Making Sneaker Heels Happen

($137, Ash, Asos.com)

People! HOW many more eyeballs need to be senselessly scorned before someone TAKES A STAND and DOES something about sneaker heels? STOP the war on good taste! (Disclosure: I once owned a pair of sneaker heels in like 2000, back when it was okay to dress like a Spice Girl and NO ONE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT FASHION. I thought I was a bad-ass. But I EDUCATED myself. I realized I WAS NOT, in fact a bad-ass. And I NEVER repeated the mistakes of my past.)


Do your part to end sneaker heels forEVER. Sign this petition to put an end to this crime against fashion.