Urban Outfitters' Leopard Print Army Jacket? HYFR!

$79, Urban Outfitters

I spotted -- HAR! GET IT? "SPOTTED"? -- a girl wearing this very leopard print army jacket in the Financial District this morning, I Googled "leopard print army jacket" AND IT WORKED! I LOVE when Google and your mind magically get along like that! Minesies!

In this election year, I can proudly say I firmly stand behind any quirky variation -- leopard prints -- on a basic theme -- standard army surplus jacket. So let's raise a toast to my first fashion purchase of the fall! HYFR!

* Disclaimer: While I DO LOVE Drake and this song, I think this video is insipid, disrespectful sacrilegious bullshit.
Drake ~ HYFR Feat. Lil Wayne from OctobersVeryOwn on Vimeo.

I Found Love In Jil Sander's Leather Lace-up Platforms

$339, Jil Sander Navy, Solestruck.com

I found love in the otherwise hopeless place that is me on this tired, overworked, back-achy Monday. Be advised: I'd roll around on my back in a puddle of vomit for these Jil Sander Navy perforated leather platforms.

MiH's Stars Silk Blouse = Stars Forever

I have a thickfreakness weakness for star prints. Not all star prints -- no thank you to grotesque violations of Americana -- but a tastefully done star print. Plus, I LIVE for an all-occasion silk blouse. So I'm seeing stars (not afraid of redundant wordplay!) over MiH's silk star print blouse:

$275, MiH Jeans, us.Mih-Jeans.com

Unfortunately $275 is a bit out of my budget, but thankfully I have my Lazerade By Veda stars blouse from Urban Outfitters to enjoy regularly.

And what star-related post would be complete without Robyn's (my own personal Swedish Jesus) "Stars 4-Ever" and Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind" opus? I'll karaoke the shit out of this song, just so you know.

Stop Me Oh Stop Me... Before I Buy These Leopard Print Chiffon Pants

($60, Play Me Jeans, Karmaloop)

Despite the fact that these leopard print pants might make me look like an extra in the live-action version of "Aladdin" that hasn't been made yet, but owncare. They look sooo comfortable. Stop me oh oh oh stop me... before I buy them.

What do you think, Morrissey?

What's that? You don't have the time to advise me re: these pants?...

... Because you have a cat on your head? Well I'll take that as a ringing endorsement.

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OMG. Wax Stirrup Jeans ARE HAPPENING!

($69.50, Gap)

Believe me, I did not create or doctor this image. You are ACTUALLY looking at a pair of WAX DEMIM LEGGINGS WITH STIRRUPS! Or, if you REALLY wanna go there, they're WAX JEGGINGS with stirrups. Gap! Have you LOST it?

Actually, I don't HATE them or anything. They're so deliciously Olivia Newton John in the last scene in "Grease" that I almost appreciate the sentiment. Anyway, like 'em or not, in the words of Radiohead, "this is really happening."